Wilford Warfstache x Male!Reader

Chapter 1: Meeting Wilford

h/c = hair color
Y/n = your name
e/c = eye color

You were on your bed, watching videos as you always did. Your parents were gone, and so they left you to take care of the house for the weekend. You sat on your bed eating a bag of potato chips, humming happily as you watched the screen flicker from Mark, to Jack, and back again.

You always did this when you were by yourself. It was the most relaxing part of being away from your parents and siblings. They always seemed to make fun of you, push you around.....so it was nice to take a minute and stay away from it all.....

After what seemed like several hours, you decide that you should get up, and make something a bit more decent to eat. You head to the kitchen, and fix yourself a sandwich. You start to spread the mayonnaise along the thin, white slice of bread, when you heard a knock at the door. Your parents didn't say anything about people coming over, like they usually did, so walking up and opening the door made you feel a bit uneasy.

You open the door, to see the one and only, Wilford Warfstache. He's covered in blood though. You didn't know if you should be excited that you're meeting one of your idols, or scared and concerned that he's covered in blood......

"W-Wilford? I....is that you?"

*"Yes...Yes it is but....If we're going to do introductions, can we please do it inside?"*

He looked around frantically, almost begging to have you let him in. The faint sound of cop cars and sirens could be heard from down the street. He looked at you, getting more nervous as the noise got louder.

*"May I please come in?.......It's uh....really important that I'm out of the streets....."*

"Uh....yea sure...but why are you covered in blood?"

*"Look, I'll tell you, but please lock the door."*

"O-Okay...."

You let Wilford in, taking him to a nearby couch in the living room. Hopefully your parents wouldn't be pissed that your couch is now stained from the thick, red liquid.

"Okay Wilford, can you now please tell me what the hell happened?"

*"Fine. I got into an accident.....and I may or may not have accidentally killed an entire family....."*

"How the hell do you "accidentally" kill an entir-"

The sudden realization hits you. You're talking to one of your ultimate dream crushes. Your face goes red, and you start stuttering.

"W-Wilford.....C-C-Can I hug.....you?"

*"Ah, you're another fan. Go ahead, I don't mind."*

He gave a warm smile as he opened his arms, letting you easily slip in them. He wrapped his arms around you, and you almost melted at the touch. By the time the hug was over, you were blushing like crazy, and your face was heating up from embarrassment.

*"Aw, it's okay. You don't have to be embarrassed in front of me."*

"B-But....you're Wilford Warfstache....you're my idol....Can I take a picture?"

*"Sure, go ahead."*

You were a nervous wreck, fumbling to unlock your phone. You aim the phone to take a selfie with you, but then your heart sinks. A bunch of fan art of Wilford came up, but it wasn't your typical art....it was porn. All of it. Wilford in different positions, his cock spewing cum everywhere....you were mortified. You quickly shut your phone off, hoping Wilford didn't see.

"Oh...well uh..m-my phone died....so I'll hav-"

He smirks, and pulled you onto his lap without warning. He looks into your (e/c) eyes, and whispers in your ear:

*"I saw them~"*

He then kisses your cheek, holding your chin to still face him.

*"Looks like someone has a little crush on me~"*

You shivered at his words, sending goosebumps all over you. You bit your lip, and nodded slowly. His warm smile twisted into a smirk, as he kissed you on the lips.

*"Let's have a little fun, shall we?~"*