Hey guys!!
Just got bored and didn't really k ow what book to write so just made up some jokes hope you like them. Some are used commonly but most are mine so hope you like em!
Enjoy and relax the show!
-There was once a cowboy, he came to stay at the farm arrived on Sunday and stayed for 3 days mon tues wed, and he went back again on Sunday? how is that possible
Coz he went back on his horse before Sunday could arrive!
-Hi dad, I'm gonna go to the shop wanna anything?
Dad- Can you get me a drink plz
Me- Ok what drink
Dad- Fanta
Me- Ok what flavour
Dad- Flavour? Oh Orange
Me- Ok, 370ml, 520, or 1.L
Dad- Just get any
Me- But dad you have to choose
Dad- What! uhh 370ml
Me- Cool! umm how many
Dad- 1 duh, I'm not fat!
Me- Ok just Incase you thirsty
Dad- Just ONE!! HURRY
Me- Ok how much will that cost
Dad- I don't know, just take extra
Me- Ok bye!
Dad- Man!! 😑
Me- Hi
Dad- What now!!!!!!!
Me- I need money
Dad- Couldn't you ASK before!
Me- Soz bye!
Dad- U sure!
Me- What? about the drink, you want more, then tell me?
Dad- Get the fuck out!!
-Yo mama is so fat that she can't rap the yo yo song!
-Roses are red
Violets are new
More fb requests
Don't know what to do?
Me- hey mum what you doin?
Mum- crying!
Me- what why!
Mum- I miss my son
Me- Wait! You only have 1 child?
Mum- no I do have an extra son
Me- Wtf, Where
Mum- He's on tv
Me- oh god!
-Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch some water
Jack slipped down,
Jill jumped down
And they died happily ever after
What does the sock say?
Hubllllll hulllllllll
What does sock say?
I'm a sock, I'm a sock
What does sock say?
It really says that! Yay!!!!
Phone rings .....
Hello, can I speak to the owner
He doesn't live here anymore
Ok! can I speak to u
What is it?
You still haven't paid you bill
What bill
The bill that the owner used to live in
I know but I told you I don't live here
Yeah but he passed on the bill to you
Heck what! just shut up
Puts the phone down and runs!......
Its killer! It's killer night! All the broccoli will go and chase you now!
Killer, killer, killerrrrrrrr!
Dr.Kamashiwa: from brain training asks: what was the best thing you saw on tv?
Me: people getting killed!!! But it's true
Like if: Ever get up on the weekdays and feel it's already late but sleep for 5 mins extra but becomes 15 mins. Sooo annoying!
Like if: Getting up on weekends at 8:45 and sleep for 15 but only seems like 5. Thats not good either!
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