The invasion of the alien mango injected octopi

Intro i guess

There were three little girls named grace, Anna, and izzy. But by little, I mean fifteen, and by fifteen i mean mature adults, and by mature adults I mean.......... PRINCESSES!
All three of them ruled the kingdom of England, no princes were needed as they were splendid enough on their own- well actually things were quite out of sorts around this kingdom but whatevs who like even cares anyway.

The mature/immature princesses were walking along the street one day, sipping away their chamomile bubble tea. "Oh Anna isn't this tea just lovely" said izzy. Um actually I find this tea quite bitter just for your information" grace retorted (btw she's kinda the weirdo in this triangle of princesses) also triangles are the strongest object that's why I'm going to have a bunch of random triangular objects hanging on my walls in my future lime green house. "Oh, well I like this tea so suck it up little loo face"
Said izzy. The loo is sometimes stinky. Like the steam fram snags on tha Barbie.
Out of the perrefeal vision of grace's eyeball, she saw movement- a hélicoïdale movement at that! It was not a cloud because it wasn't and she claimed to be smart so she knew it wasn't a cloud, it was not even a bird because the bird population was cutting down in the outskirts of town due to the pollution of helicopters landing. Oh, and speaking of helicopters she did NOT, I repeat NOT see a helicopter even thought that would've been the most likely option because of the hélicoidale mouvement (thanks Lise) haha jk I think helicopters are actually not helicoidale but idk I'm only a little innocent girl. She knew it wasn't a helicopter because if it was a helicopter she wouldn't smelled that weird secure but steamy burnt tire stench. And she didn't smell that, she only smelled that bitter chamomile tea. "Oh my peanut butter sandwich! girls is that was I think it is?"
"A bird?" Asked Anna
"A helicopter?" Asked izzy

No, silly girls I believe it's an unidentified flying object!
Really?!"
Well we have to get a closer look" grace explained
I've got me binoculars!" Chipped in izzy
"K let's take a look"
As they speculated, they were a-s-t-o-n-I-s-h-e-d- (almost sure though onions not in spectacles hair enough) she likes that kind of shampoo)
So is it? Asked izzy as grace continued to identify.
IT I-
Haha tricked all u little mangoberries, it's the end of the chapter, so IS it an unidentified flying object, or ISNT it? I mustn't tell y'all the answer, you'll have to read the next chapter!
Btw I'm not drunk, I don't drink alcohol- how horrid would that be! I just write weirdly my imagination helps me out, as well as Lise's science classes!