Patrick was walking though the underground, not sure how he got there. Out of nowhere a tall, slender skeleton appeared. Papyrus: Nyehehehe human I the "Great Papyrus" want your pink human booty". Patrick, being very hungry thought he was a hotdog. So he ate him. Then mist appeared and a deep voice said "Do you want a bad time?". Patrick replied with a " Is Mayonnaise a instrument?". This angered the voice. All the sudden SANS IN A RANDY SAVAGE SUIT APPEARS!!!! Patrick quickly dodges the attack. Sans then flings 687422242683288327839748952 bones at the starfish. They all become a hit. Then Sans does a Gaster Blaster right over Patrick. Once the blast is over Patrick is nowhere to be seen. Sans then begins to walk away.
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Patrick, out of the sky, slams into Sans. Sans now on the ground begins to shed a tear. Patrick walks over and stabs him with a ice cream cone. Then he CHOMPS on Sans hotdog. But let's just say it's no hot dog...
Sans now bursts into tears and Patrick then sits on his face and sings "Piano Man" by Billy Joel. Sans then turns to dust. Patrick then turns into a can of tuna, and eats himself
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Sans vs Patrick
AksiThe Skeleton Vs A Fat Pick Blob (This fight is just a joke so don't have a fit about it)
