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Puking pastilles

"Stupid Hermione with her stupid rules!" Fred said grumpy.

"Who are we going to use now?" George asked.

The twins were walking through the long corridors of the seventh floor of Hogwarts. Professor Mcgonagall just banished all Weasley products out of the common room and now the two were looking for a new victim.

"What about Peeves?" George asked.

"Don't know, think our stuff will work on a ghost?"

"Nah probably not..."

"Snape?"

"Too risky, he'll figure out what ingredients we used and might come up with an antidote or something."

"Wow good thinking there bro!"

Fred stopped so suddenly that George walked right into his fist with his chest.

"Ahhw...what?"

Fred grabbed George's shoulder and pulled him behind one of the pillars.

"Look!"

George carefully gazed over Fred's shoulder and saw what he meant. Filch was sitting in his office and preparing his sandwich.

"Do Puking Pastilles work when they're made into powder?" George asked.

"I was thinking the exact same thing brother." Fred said.

Fred searched in his pockets and pulled out a small pink box with small pink pills in it. He and George each took some in their hands and crushed them with a spell.

"We need to distract him!" Fred said.

George threw his powder into Fred's hands and ran to Filches office.

"Mister Filch come quickly!"

"What...what's the matter, can't you see I'm about to have my dinner!" Filch growled.

"Oh okay, I'll tell professor Umbridge you're busy."

George turned around and took a few steps into the corridor.

"Wait, professor Umbridge needs me?"

"Yeah something about thumb torturing stuff or something..."

George quickly stepped aside to prevent Filch of running him over. He waited until Filch was around the corner. Fred ran silently to his twin.

"That was brilliant!"

"Yeah I know." George said with a grin on his face.

The two entered the office.

"Hey this is the closet we found the Map in, remember?" Fred said.

"Yeah of course I do, but hurry will you!"

George lifted the top of the sandwich while Fred threw the powder between the cheese and the pickles. After that they quickly left the office and went back to the pillar. A few minutes later Filch walked into the corridor.

"Stupid kids with their stupid jokes!" He was muttering. "If I ever get my hands on those red haired devils they wish thumb torturing was all they could get!"

Filch went into his office and closed the door. Fred and George were already giggling by the thought of what was about to happen.

"Uhum!"

The worst sound there was in Hogwarts this year. The twins turned around and stared in the face of no one else than professor Umbridge.

"What are you two young man doing here if I might ask?"

"We were...looking for you professor!" George said.

Fred gave George a strange look.

"Mister Filch asked us to find you because he said he found some kind of room for you madam." George said with a very Percy like tone in his voice.

"Oh well, that's excellent!" Umbridge said with a little smile. "Now, off you go now."

Fred and George turned around the corner and waited till they heard the door of Filches office close once again. They silently walked back to the pillar.

"By Merlin George, that was truly brilliant!" Fred said enthusiastic.

George made a little bow. That was the moment they heard the sickening sound out of the office followed by a high scream.

"Time to go I think!" Fred said.

"Couldn't agree more brother!" George said.

The both of them turned around the corner and ran as they had never before.