dear god I have sinned please don't let Ashlie, Cory, Nick, Uni, Jon, Dawn, and Tommy find this dear god--
Nick: Ya know Ashlie is like a Monday.
Tommy: Because everyone hates them?
Ashlie: I will fight you,
Nick: No it's because they come too soon.
Ashlie: I wiLL FIGHT THE BOTH OF YOU
Nick: Plus when you're done with them you're tired but so happy and satisfied that it's over.
Ashlie: nICK I WILL DESTROY YOU
Nick: No I think it's the other way around,
Ashlie:
—•Le later•—
Everyone: *Standing besides Nick's grave*
Cory: goddamn Ashlie what did he say to make you do this?
Tommy: Well Nick compared her to Monday's and--
Ashlie: sHUSH.
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
