"Oh, my gods Will. It's 6am. What is wrong with you?"
"Yeah, well, my dad woke me up at 5:30 in the morning, and I refuse to suffer alone."
"So go wake up Adria or something. I don't know. Just don't bother me."
"What, you think I have a death wish or something?"
"Who says I wouldn't kill you? I can summon zombies, you know?"
"Ah, but you love me too much. Also, I figured out their weakness. My singing. Makes them go right back to the underworld."
"Will, your singing would make anyone want to go to the Underworld. Honestly, I thought Apollo kids were supposed to be good at singing."
"Have you heard my dad try heavy metal?"
"No, and I certainly don't want to. Now leave me alone!"
"Ahhh... my angsty boyfriend with all his woes. Stop burying yourself in your pillow, Death boy, you're going to suffocate. Get out of your coffin, Neeks, the day is young!"
"It's the night is young, Will, and I'd rather sleep in a coffin than allow the redecorating committee anywhere near this place. They'd make it look like it's pride day here. Permanently. How are you so cheerful at 6am?"
"I'm afraid if I stop smiling I might kill somebody."
"So? When has that ever been a problem? I'll just resurrect them."
"Sure, and who's gonna resurrect you when your dad kills you for violating the underworld laws?"
"He loves me."
"Yeah, and you won't stop taking advantage of it."
"Shhhh Will. Don't bring your moraly-goody-goodness in my cabin. You'll infect it. And then I'll be saying please and thank you and helping old people cross the street."
"You already do that, Nico."
"I got an image to keep up. My cabin is for making out only. And sex. But that's it. Full house talks somewhere else. And with someone else. I don't need to have heart-to-hearts that end with hugs every two seconds."
"Bring it in."
"Will- Oh come on!"
"You know, I can feel you breathing in my scent."
"Shut up, okay."
"Okay."
IDK guys. It's 12 am and I finished my homework and... IDK. I was bored, okay?? Bear (or bare?) with me here. (No, I think it's bare.)
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