Spongebob Squarepants

Love and The Band

                                                                     -Theme music obviously-

Spongebob: Hey Patrick wanna start a band?

Patrick: Ok. But let us ask all of our friends

Spongebob: Great idea Patrick! You go get the equipment and I'll ask our dearest best friend Squidward.

Patrick: ahhh. Ok, meet you at Sandy's house.

Spongebob: -knocks on Squidward's house-

Squidward: -opens the door- What?! I'm painting and after that, I'll play my clarinet. 

Spongebob: Well I wanted to know if you wanted to be in our band with me and Patrick?

Squidward: No, Like I said I am busy and why are you and Patrick always with each other?

Spongebob: Well he is my best friend and I love him.

Squidward: Do you even know what love is?

Spongebob: No.

Squidward: Of course you don't. Well, it is like -SpongeBob is walking to Sandy's house- like my clarinet when it sings peacefully and sounds amazing.

Background fish(plural): No you stink at your clarinet!!!

Spongebob: -arrives at Sandy's house and SpongeBob knocks on Sandy's door-

Sandy: If you're asking for me to be in your band I'm sorry but no I'm busy trying to cure a disease and why are you always with Patrick?

Spongebob: Cause I love my best friend.

Sandy: It scientifically amazing like -SpongeBob walks to the Krusty Krabs- two magnets or like finding a sea unicorn which is rare to find sea unicorns because they're a myth but that's, not the point Spongebob, Spongebob?!

Sea Unicorn: Hey whats up?

Spongebob: -goes to the Krusty Krab- Hey Mr.Krabs do you want to be in my band with Patrick and me?

Mr.Krabs: How much do you pay per second?

Spongebob: A lot of fun.

Mr.Krabs: Boy that ain't cash and hey kiddo why are you always spending your time with Patrick?

Spongebob: Like I told Squidward and Sandy I love my best friend.

Mr.Krabs: Kiddo do you even know the definition of that word?

Spongebob: No

Mr.Krabs: love is -Spongebob walks toward the Chum Bucket- rich and expensive you gotta buy all your time with it. 

Mrs.Puff:  This is how you feel about us?

Plankton: What do you want Spongebob?

Spongebob: For you to join the band I'll do anything for you to join.

Plankton: The Krusty Krab secret formula?

Spongebob:  No and I love my best friend that's why I love my best friend and no I don't know what love means.

Plankton: Well then I don't want to join your band I'm busy with a plan -Spongebob walks alway- and love is evil makes you and your heart to explode with your heart dead.

Karen: -cries- What do you mean?!

Spongebob: No one wants to be in my band -cries- All I want is a sandwich. -goes to the store- Do you sell mayonnaise, sir? 

Cashier: No the dude over there bought all of our mayonnaise.

Spongebob: Come on! -goes to the dude-  Patrick? Why did you buy all of the mayo I thought you were suppose to buy equipment?

Patrick:  I did isn't mayonnaise an instrument? -Squidward walks into the store-

Squidward: No Patrick mayonnaise isn't an instrument!

Spongebob:  Let's go I got instruments.

                                  -At the area where they doing their band-

Spongebob: 🎶-sings-  All I wanted to do -pauses- was to -pauses-  play a band with all of my friends but they all rejected me and instead ask why I always hang out with my favorite bud but I l... ( Sandy Squidward Mr.Krabs and Plankton shows up) 

  Sandy Squidward Mr.Krabs and Plankton: Spongebob you love Patrick -Patrick stops playing the drums- 

Patrick: Wait what? 

Spongebob:  I don't even know what that means?

  Sandy Squidward Mr.Krabs and Plankton:  Means you want to date him!

Spongebob: Ewww no I love him like a brother.

  Sandy Squidward Mr.Krabs Plankton and Patric:  Oh!

Spongebob continues to sing and everyone else joins in the band: but I like him as a bro and they made me sad but they came back to me and we played as a perfect team Ohh -Patrick crying in the background- 

                                                     The end