the i'm dying kid

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me:*starts randomly laughing*
mom:"Whats so funny"
me:"My teef hurt
me:*starts sobbing*
mom:"What is wrong now honey"
me:"Waaaaaaaaa!, im bleeding;*widens eyes in shock and realization*; IM DYING WAAAAAAAAA!
me: SOMEONE GET THE DOCTOR IM FREAKING DYING HERE *starts running around in circles
mom:"Honey your are not dying
me:"YES I AM WOMAN! GET THE FREAKING DOCTOR
mom:*smacks forehead and says to dad* This is your fault. I am not having anymore children Bob"
mom:*gives Bob a death glare*
dad:*rolls his eyes starts mocking mom and then whispers to himself "your the one that said hey Bob lets have kids, yes this will be a great idea ,im a great mother."

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