Well hell, its another Stuck in Naruto Fanfic.

Chapter 21: Spreading Lol's

"I want to fight you both, right here and right now."

"Pff."

"You want to fight us here and now, huh?", Sasuke questions.  "Quite the declaration, but can you handle the heat?", my tail sways with excitement.

"Yes.", Lee replies to our comments, and jumps down from the balcony. "My name is Rock Lee." " Yeah we know.", I say, rather annoyed. "You said it was common courtesy for a challenger to give his own name first, right? Sasuke Uchiha, Taiga Kureiumei?", I just stood there quietly, wondering how he got my name. "Hm, so you know me.", Sasuke notes, not blinking an eye at the Bruce Lee wannabe.

He gets into a fighting stance, "Everyone is talking about the Uchiha clan, and how great they are. I have also heard from my sensei that you, Kureiumei,  have the ability to surpass Kakashi. I want to see if it is true. I figure you both will be a good test for me.

And also,", he turns his head towards Sakura, and his face goes red. "Oh, Sakura! I love you!", the pinkette screams "THOSE EYEBROWS CANT BE REAL!! NOO! Your hairstyle is horrible too, and those eyebrows are so bushy! You're such a weirdo!" me and Aran look at each other again, and double over, dying in laughter again. "OH MY GOSH LEE YOU NEED TO STOOPPPP IM LOSING MY SHIT! I CANT BREATHEEE!" , He started blowing kisses her direction, and she kept dodging them, which made me laugh even harder.

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Going back to all seriousness, Sasuke was not amused, and Aran and I were finally done rolling on the floor. " So you heard of the Uchiha clan, yet you're challenging me?", Sasuke questions Lee's decision. "And all the praise you heard from your sensei about me, and you also decide to challenge me? You must be even more psycho then you look.", I add. "If that's even possible. If you want to know more about my clan,", he puts on his spooky face, "I'll teach you the hard way."

"Sasuke, take this guy off my hands, will ya? I don't feel like fighting honestly. Wait, Aran, did you just yawn?" "Huh?", the poor girl looked exhausted. "Oh, yeah. I didn't get my nap today." "Than you take on Lee." "Whhhyyy meeeee...????", she whined. "Di you forget that you're stronger when tired?", she was slowly taking in this reminder, until she remembered, "Oh yeeaaahh...."

"Then go blow those eyebrows off his shiny ass forehead like JD did himself.", her mouth dropped from that reference. "Did you really just use a Heather's reference?" "Yes. Yes I did. Make his hair be Vietnam.", she laughs, and gets excited. "Fine, lets JD this popsicle stand!" "Woot woot!", I pump my fist.