Everyday I do the same thing..
I wake up, I get dressed, I put on my "Genesis" name tag, I get in my purple 2002 Volvo Wagon, and I go to work at McDonald's. It gets boring.
It's 6:59, I sit in bed waiting for my phone to play my alarm.
7:00, Wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus starts playing. I sing along because why not, I freaking love this song.
"I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!"
I put my pants on
"NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOVE!!"
And then my shirt
"ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK YOUR WALLS!!!"
And now I start straightening my hair
"ALL YOU EVER DID WAS BREAK ME!"
I grab the straightener using it as a microphone.
"YEAH YOU... DAMMIT!! THAT'S FUCKING HOT!!!"
Fuck that hurt. Why did I do that?
Shit it's 7:30. I gotta go.
So I get in my Volvo and I leave.
I turn into McDonalds and go towards my usual parking spot. What the fuck is this? There's a 2017 blue Audi r8 in my spot. Nobody who works at McDonald's drives that. So who the hell parked in my spot.
