Matt x Matt story book

theres no chapters but heres the story!!

you can request matt stories. though only matt because im matt. 

okay heres the story!! by matt for matt made of matt. if you read this, give me credit, im matt. 

Once upon a time there was a man named matt. Matt was a beautiful man. Everyone in the world loved matt. Because matt was handsome and amazing. He was really cool and had orange hair. But it just isn't all about matt, even though it is most of the time. And the rest of the time. Like 99 percent of the time.

One other man, not as beautiful as matt, was named tom. Tom had no eyes and his hair was a mess. He probably never brushed his hair before. I'm pretty sure tom is blind. Tom likes alcohol. Tom has brown hair.

Edd is messy. Edd is matt's friend. And tom's friend too. Edd likes coca cola and has a cat named ringo. Ringo was his nameo. Edd isn't as beautiful as ringo. But ringo isn't as beautiful as matt. Matt is the purest human in the world. Tom even said so. Everyone loves matt.

Tord is also a person that's not as beautiful as matt. No one is as beautiful as matt. Matt is the best. Matt is cool. Oh right. Tord. tord has weird hair. Tord has a weird voice. Tord is friends with tom. Tom doesn't like tord because tom is sad.

One day matt, the beautiful man who i was talking about, woke up from his beauty sleep. Matt was never ugly. Matt is always handsome and cool and amazing and creative and compassionate and considerate and courageous and

adaptable
adventurous
affable
affectionate
agreeable
ambitious
amusing

brave
bright
broad-minded

calm
careful
charming
communicative
compassionate
considerate
courageous
courteous
creative

decisive
determined
diligent
diplomatic
discreet
dynamic

easygoing
energetic
enthusiastic


fair-minded
faithful
fearless
forceful
frank
friendly
Funny. Matt lived in a castle. While his friends lived somewhere that wasn't a castle. . matt needed a matt. Matt wanted to date matt. Because matt is amazing and handsome and cool and hip and fresh and laid back and hot and pretty and wonderful and

generous
Gentle good.

Matt, not the matt i was talkign about. Its a new matt. That matt was going to get marrid tto the other matt. Matt, the first matt , was exfted to get married to the other matt necaise matt is becusen matt is beautiful and amazing and cool gentle good . matt got fressed in a white dress. The first matt. And the sedniod matt eho was also cool and handsome got dressed in a dress too. It was slso white.

Matt was a hero and a good friend to his not so beautiful friends that werent as cool as matt. An he invited them to matt and matts wedding. To m came and tord came and edd came cuz thats all matts friends. Og yeah and ringo. Matt likes ringo.

The wedding was cool and handsome. Oit smelledgood, matt kissed the other natt abd they luved happily ever after,

okay thats the end bye