"I've finally done it! I created the best way to beat my rival, Sonic!" Eggman said. "But Robotnik I thought I was meant to beat the hedgehog" said metal sonic. "This one is better tho, it is saw-nik. He's a robot that is literally just a bunch of chainsaws fit together loosely in the shape of a hedgehog" Eggman said. "But I can turn into a chainsaw" metal sonic said. "I don't really care" Eggman said.
Meanwhile Sonic and all his friends were hanging out on the beach. "Damn, look at dat girl's ass" Knuckles said. "Knuckles baby you should be looking at my massive tits, it makes all of dem furries have boners" Rouge said. "Bitch, I don't care. You got some mighty fine tits but dat ass is too flat. Sonic, what do you think about flat asses?" Knuckles asked. "That's no good" Sonic said. "Sonic! I created a new robot! Look it can make anything out of thin air" Tails said showing Sonic the robot. "Huh? Sorry bro, I was too busy admiring Amy over there, damn she's fine" Sonic said. "Amy Winehouse is here? Yes, I loved her! Where is she, I need her to sign my Back to Black album!" Tails said. "No, not Amy Winehouse, Amy Rose" Sonic said. "Man dat bitch be cray" Knuckles said. "Hey, what's Shadow doing over there all alone?" Rouge asked. "I dunno, i'll go talk to him" Sonic said "Hey, Shadow, why so glum bro?" Shadow sighed and got up and started walking away "Yo Shadow, you gotta tell me what's up man" Sonic said. "Look, how about you mind your own business Sonic? I'm all cool and a loner and telling you what's on my mind would be uncharacteristic of me" Shadow said. "Damn Shadow 2edgy4me" Sonic said. "Have you ever heard about the secret ability the chaos emeralds have Sonic?" Shadow asked. "No, what is it?" Sonic asked. "Resurrection" Shadow said. "Resurrection? Who do you want to resurrect?" Sonic asked. "It doesn't matter to you so I won't bother telling you" Shadow said. "Is it Maria?" Sonic asked. "Never talk about her again! Don't act like you understand my pain" shadow said. "I'd be pretty bummed if I lost Amy so I could imagine" Sonic said. "Amy Winehouse? You know her personally?" Shadow asked. "No! Why does everyone think i'm talking about her?" Sonic asked. "I really loved Stronger Than Me, that was my jam back in the day" Shadow said.
"Metal Sonic, I want you to train the new saw-nik" Eggman said. "I refuse" Metal Sonic said. "I'll repay you later, the usual" Eggman said. "Put your fat dick in my metallic exterior!" Metal Sonic said. "I will, after you train saw-nik" Eggman said. "My metallic exterior will undergo the lubrication process. My body is ready" Metal sonic said. "Good. I'm getting horny just thinking about penetrating your robotic butthole" Eggman said. "I will undergo the training procedure immediately so I can experience the sweet exterior intercourse" Metal Sonic said. "Oh and Metal sonic, do be careful, he is fueled by all the chaos emeralds" Eggman said. "I will follow the being careful command. Proceeding to initiate training procedure" Metal Sonic said. "Good, i'll get my penis ready for your reward" Eggman said as he put on some sexy lingerie.
Several days has passed and saw-nik's training went well and metal sonic had his butthole penetrated by Eggman's fat dick several times as reward. Finally saw-nik was ready to fight Sonic. But Sonic was with Shadow on a quest to find the chaos emeralds, little did they know the chaos emeralds were coming to find them. "SONIC! IT IS I SAW-NIK, I WAS SENT HERE TO DESTROY YOU!" Saw-Nik said. "Looks like we have a fight on our hands" Shadow said. "Yeah, let's show him what we got!" saw-nik slashed at sonic and shadow but they managed to dodge it each time. "Where so we attack Shadow? He's nothing but chainsaws!" Sonic said. "I'll handle this" Shadow said and he pulled out an AK-47 and shot at saw-nik. He began falling apart. "Now's your chance Sonic, attack his main power source!" Shadow said. Sonic jumped on his power source and the robot exploded and all the chaos emeralds fell on the ground. "The chaos emeralds, they's all here!" Shadow said. "Are you up for some resurrection?" Sonic asked. Shadow picked up one of the chaos emeralds, looked at it, tossed it back on the ground and shook his head. "I don't want to bring her back anymore" Shadow said. "What do you mean bro?" Sonic asked. Shadow looked longingly at Sonic "because Sonic, I always loved you" Shadow said. He held both of sonic's hands in his and looked him in the eyes "Do you feel the same way Sonic?" he asked. "But Shadow, what about Amy?" Sonic asked. "You're dating Amy Winehouse? Can you get her to autograph my copy of Frank?" Shadow asked. "No, i'm talking about Amy Rose. seriously of all the possible running gags it had to be this one" Sonic said. "So if you're single then how about my offer?" Shadow asked. Sonic looked at the ground and remained silent, thinking, and then he finally looked up and shook his head "You know, Shadow, I can't believe i'm saying this but I love you too" Sonic said. They embraced and Shadow kissed Sonic right on the lips and it was a passionate one at that. They got married the next morning. "Damn bitch, they put me in this story and this cracker over here doesn't even give me any point in the story. I'm just whatever this racist ass bitch thinks black people in the hood be like. Man, that ain't cool African American." Knuckles said. "At least you got some lines at all!" Amy said. "Yo Amy Whitehouse, my African American. Can you sign my copy of Lioness: Hidden Treasures for me?" Knuckles asked. "I'm not Amy Winehouse!" Amy said. "Oh bitch you wrong for dat. trickin' me thinkin' you hot but you not" Knuckles said.
