don't plunge the sushi knife
into your wrists
they don't bleed sriracha
your life is worth a thousand
plates of masa toro and caviar
your first wasabi pea breath
sauteed the entire world's exhale
please don't burn my tongue just yet
i've been praying for a samurai
to save you because my sword
is chipping
what's a bite of ma po tofu
without the sting of sichuan
first?