"Who are you?" I said, trying to relax.
"A friendly lady that wants to help, are you lost?"
"My friend betrayed me so i just kept running and running, and i ended up here."
"Aw, that's too bad. We will get you home soon."
I just wanted nick to chase after me. He needs to prove to me that he actually loves me. Ugh, because i love him. And i don't think i never will stop even if he does something even worse than betray me.
I sat in front of the fireplace, enjoying the warmth & comfort it gave me. It was raining outside, of course. Something else i really need right now.
Then, a present fell into the fireplace, stumbling out before it hit the fire. What was it? I opened it, revealing a letter.
Hey, baby. I just wanted to let you know im so sorry for what i did. It wasn't right and i know how much you trusted me. I really do love you, but i just never do a good job of showing it, or giving people what they need when they really need it. Please, you don't have to come back to me, just please let yourself know I'm here whenever you need me, and I'm terribly sorry. Love, Nick.
That douche. That incredibly loving douche. Why can't i just get over him? Should i give him another chance? Ugh. I just sat there, letting tears roll down my cheeks.
Then, someone kissed my neck and said 'im sorry'.
It almost scared me, but i knew it was nick. I just can't let him go. I need to give him a chance, love like this doesn't come and go.
"I'm sorry, Nick. I love you."
"Don't be sorry."
I just closed my eyes and hugged him. I just love him so much.
"There's something else in that gift box." Nick said.
I grabbed the long box and pulled a 30 inch dildo out. It was pink, my favorite!
"Nick, you didn't have to do this." I almost blushed.
"Yes, i did. I love you."
"I've only gone 20 inches deep, do you think another 10 inches will fit?"
"Your large intestine is big, you can go as far as you want."
"Can we maybe experiment? ;)"
"Not tonight, but tomorrow if your a good boy I'll give it to you, okay, baby?"
"Okay, Santa."
"But i have to go, please stay here for about two days, there's something I'd like to plan."
"Okay dada."
He flew out the chimney. The farm woman sat next to me.
"Hey, how are you holding up? Can we get to know each other?" The farm woman said.
"Yeah i guess because I'll be staying here for two days."
"Okay that's just fine. My name is lyla, most people have called me an emo cuntbag but I've changed now, my life has been freed and i live as a farm woman."
"Oh, that's a mean name to call someone."
"Well, i fake loved someone, so i guess, but i really don't like my past life."
"Oh, okay. Look what i got!" I showed her the 30 inch dildo Nick gave me.
"Wow! How nice! But I don't know how your going to fit that up your ass!"
"I've gotten to 20 inches before, so let's see, but i would never show you, obviously."
"Yeah i know, who gave you that?"
"Im pretty sure it was Santa, because it came from the chimney."
"Oh, he's given me presents before too, because i used to be a hoe, but we had a great relationship, we just broke up after December. It was sad."
"Oh, okay."
i just thought to myself. He told me he's never dated anyone else but me, and he dumped me during December and got back with me after. wait. WHAT? HE DUMPED ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE?
