Kim Jong Un X Plant Man

Concert

{ Plant man POV}

Tonite me and ma boifrand Panda Bebe will be going on a date to a concert.
To see second direction!!
Wait no, third direction?
We went on double date with us and Drake and Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi .
Anyway, since third direction were touring in North Korea we decided to attend the concert.
We were to only ones there of course. So we get front row.
Zen these dudes finally came out on stage.
The short Irish one stood in front of me. I holer loudly as they begin song.

" BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE. THE WAY THAT YOU FILP UR HAIR GETS ME OHHHHHHVERWHELMED AND WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE CROWD IT AINT HARRRRDDDDDD TO TELL YOU DONT KNOW OH OH YOU DONT KNOW UR BOOTYFUL OOOHHHHH THATS WHAT MAKES YOU BOOTYFULLLL. "
I shout and the curly haired one pulls Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi on stage.
Drake looked at the curly one with utter disregard and distaste. ( IK I SOUND SO FANCY!)
Soon they kiss on stage and Drake gets sooooo mad.
He storms out of the empty room
The curly one grabs Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi's face and kisses him.
"THATS IT!" The dark haired one screamed
"I QUIT!" He yelled throwing the mic down.
"MEE TOO" the curly haired one yelled
" YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME TO BECOME A SINGLE ARTIST" He says to Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi.
" I SHALL CALL MY SONG 'SIGN OF THE TIMES'"
"Wait what is your name?" He whispered
"I AM XIAO ZHONG MEI FHE CHOO WUDI!"
"Oh Excellent!"
He lifts Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi up and takes him away leaving me to my confusion.
The other members sort of give eachother blank stares and leave.
I look around, MAI BEBE WUZ NO WHERE IN SIGHT! GASP!
I run around screaming his name. He was in the hall eating a "cheese hotdog"
We leave the building and we head to a cheesery, a room full of cheese
After a few bites I discover that I am lactose intolerant. I clutch my stomach and fall down
Panda bebe doesn't notice me as he is happily enjoying the cheese.
I groan and he finally notices
"Haha nice try" he laughs
"You won't prank me again. "

(Kim Jong Un's POV)
He passes out, I know it was serious, once again, the only hospital open was potter hotter hospital. I drove him there in my car, on the way, his face was swelling badly
When we arrive, they take him into the room immediately.
Doctor Potter and Doctor Lestrange checked his pulse.

"He is dead" Doctor Lestrange said conversationally
"Haha, I'm not falling for it again " i said
"He has no weaknesses " I laugh
They look at eachother nervously,
"According to our charts, he does have a weakness" doctor potter said
" Cheese is his weakness" Doctor Lestrange said shaking her head
"So plant man is....gone?"

"Yes, he is dead."