Social Networking

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I’ll  talk to people I don’t know just for fun. I like talking as much as I love blogging. It’s okay to talk to other people I’m not close with because I’m anonymous and they’ll just think I’m being friendly. I always post greetings like Good Morning, Good Evening, Hi. Just to know who’s online because honestly, you won’t be able to know who’s online unless they like or reblog your recent posts. And by then, I will Fm or Ta them because I know they’re online.

Facebook

Okay. Facebook. I’ve been a user of facebook for like, 3 years now and I don’t think there’s been any improvement on my popularity. Anyway, facebook is like a combination of all the other social networks. It can be instagram where you can post pictures, it can be youtube where you can post whatever video you like. It can be tumblr where you can post anything you like like poems and stuff, it can be twitter where you can update everything and anything that’s going on. Like your recent meal and anything tweetable. It can be wechat where you talk to people online. It can be skype because, you know, you can videocall. Duh? Anyways. That’s all

Twitter

Basically, I started as an anonymous tweeter. Wth? Hahaha. Anyway, twitter is where I constantly check who followed and unfollowed me per minute. Wahahaha. I don’t know. I’m just obsessed at doing that. I always check my interactions like, “Hey, my crush favorite my latest tweet. How nice of him.” Then by the next day… “What the heck is wrong with him? Yesterday he just favorite my tweet and now he’s not even following me? How nice.” See? Twitter can be Heart warming and Heartbreaking.

Instagram

Yeah. Instagram. It’s where I post random and useless photos of mine. Then I hashtag it with #ootd #lmao #selfie #lunch #brunch #fork #poopifoundinthegardenmust’vebeenthedog’s #idc #swag #skater #everything. Okay now I know, I just overexaggerated some but hey, other people just do such thing. They even manage to take selfies while they sleep. Selfies while they eat. Selfies while they brush their teeth, selfies with their dogs, selfies while taking a shower, slefies while skyping, selfies while f***ng and almost everything. Sometimes, I just wonder how they even do that. WTH?

AskFm

Here’s a social network that I don’t actually really enjoy much. Why? Since nobody even asks something. Uhg! Life of an unpopular kid. -_-

Simsimi

I talk to simsimi and actually I feel stupid because I actually thought I was talking to someone when actually I was talking to the computer. -________-

Wattpad

Aaaaand! Yeeeeeeeaaaa! This. Wattpad. Well actually I started as a silent reader. I don’t even have an account before I just borrow my friends laptop and read pdf files from wattpad and actually fall for the stories. You know, I’m poor and I don’t have an apple laptop of my own. Anyway, when I finally made an account I started writing stories because I thought a lot of people would actually read it. So I was really confident. Actually, I wrote the story and it hit a couple of reads. Then I made another account. And another and another which caused me to finally be incognito. And here I am, creationg this stupid story that’s not even a story. Much more of an essay. Anyway, back to what I was saying. I started following people like haveyouseenthisgirl which is my major idol because you know, her story’s been published and made into a movie in case you didn’t know. And I also admire demonicblackcat and I don’t know who wrote mywattpadlove but I think it’s xyra or aryx or something because I see that on every end of a chapter ost of the time. I’m not sure if she’s the one with the colorful vegetables, but I think she is. So that, I always procrastinate on writing long stories so here I am writing this short essay about my view on these social; networks and how they affect me. That’s all. Thankyou! J

Love and yellow slimeballs,

Via Credits: Aryx for the Love and colored vegetables :D