Alexis P.O.V I hate mornings, I am so not a morning person. My hair always gets in my face and I'm so drowsy. Legit, i fell down the stairs twice. It really gets annoying as my little brother Daniel loves to come and jump on my bed and then he runs into the bathroom and locks the door. He put my toothbrush down the toilet once luckily, i caught him but i had too go too school for 3 days with some stanky ass breath. Mom is so fooled that daniel is a little angel her excuse is always 'he's young, he's young'. Don't be fooled by his age though he's a little devil.
I brushed my hair and walked over to my closet. I found my dark blue t-shirt and my black jeans and just as i finished putting them on, Daniel rushed into my bedroom.
"Alex! Alex!" shouted daniel excitedly.
"What do you want?" i said while picking up my bag.
"Your boyfriend is waiting for you" he screamed for the top of his lungs.
"Oh that must be conner, and anyways he's just a friend you idiot" i said rolling my eyes and then i ran out of the room.
I rushed down the stairs and saw Conner waiting patiently in front of the door. His eyes lit up and he smiled.
"Your chariot awaits, Madame Alexis" he grinned, pointing to my segway.
"First of all, I've been looking for that thing for ages and secondly where is your one?" i giggled.
"Your friend louisa decided to break it by throwing it at a brick wall" he huffed, "So i will be riding on top of your shoulders while you steer".
I rushed out the front door and hopped on the segway, "Not if you can't catch me" I stammered.
Conner started chasing me down the street all the way to school. Sweat started to drip down his head and his red shirt had now turned into a burgundy colour. His face was crumpled up like an angry toddler. I laughed at him while Lizzie walked by and pushed me.
"Oh sorry, didn't see you there" she chuckled.
"Yeah right Liz, you do this every morning" i said while folding my arms with a annoyed look on my face.
"Ha! thats what you get for making me look like a wet dog" mumbled conner.
"Come on i know how to make you laugh Alex, sing it with me, I-AM-AAAAAAAAA BAKED POTATO, BAKED POTATO, BAKED POTATO, BAKEEEEED POT-TATE-TOEEEEEEEEEEEE".
I bursted out laughing with snot coming out of my nose while the others looked at me in disgust. I quickly wiped my nose and threw the tissue behind me just too here a scream.
"MS FALLS!" yelled mr Geeka.
I couldn't help but laughing as he pointed to the snotty tissue that hung on his nose. He was bright red and looked like the emoji with smoke coming out his nostrils. Lizzie and Conner snickered behind me as i just stood their laughing as a fool. Mr Geeka stared at them and signalled at them to leave. I stood up straight and stopped laughing. I was in trouble and this wasn't the trouble that you could get out of either, i was in major trouble.
"Alexis Falls, I'm calling your parents after school to notify them about this and you have a 2 hour detention with me after school" he bellowed before retrieving a napkin from his pocket to wipe off his nose.
I put my head in my hands and felt a tap on my shoulder. Their was Jem standing above me with a big grin on her face.
"Whats wrong? or is it a Lexis moment" she laughed.
I lifted my long blond hair from in front of my face and sighed. Jem sat down next to me and started to poke my cheeks.
"Mr Geeka gave me a 2 hour detention and is calling my parents because i threw my snot-filled tissue behind me and it landed on his face. Then stupid lil old me had to go and laugh". i said while face palming myself.
Jem mouthed the words 'you stupid little idiot' and grabbed me by the hands and pulled me up off the bench. She then proceeded to grab me by my bright red backpack and start dragging me across the playground. I saw Conner, Lizzie and louisa playing tag together. Louisa froze and then started frantically running towards me waving her arms and legs. She then pushed me into a random boy and ran away. The boy looked at me awkwardly and slowly walked away. I hit Louisa with my school bag and she then started to chase me around the playground.
Tamica and Hannah then walked over to us talking to each other. I looked at hannah giggling because she was about to walk into her 'crush'. Hannah doesn't actually like anyone but we all think that their is this one boy who she would go perfectly with aka Jonah peterson. Hannah and Jonah are just friends but during our english classes them too can't get enough of each other, they are couple goals. We all think Hannah has a crush on jonah especially louisa and Jem in fact, they are certain that Hannah has a crush on him.
We all made kissing faces while Hannah apologized too Jonah for bumping into him. She looked so pissed when he finally walked away.
"YOU GUYS ARE SO ANNOYING" she yelled.
"Friends are supposed to be annoying" mimicked tamica.
"Stop mocking me!" said hannah in frustration.
"Chillout guys we don't need another Jem and Louisa when they were arguing about Jem throwing a chicken bone at louisa, when she did it first, like it wasn't a big deal, sorry i'm side-tracking the point is DONT ARGUE!" I said.
"Lol" Lizzie chuckled.
"Who did the Geography homework?" asked Jem.
Everyone shook their heads yes while i just stood their with a shocked expression on my face.
"Here is your homework Alex, i knew you'd forget" said conner smiling.
I took the homework from him and hugged him. The bell then rang and we started walking to class. We're usually always the first ones to class so it wasn't a surprise when we got there before anyone else. Jem peered her head through the window to check that a teacher was inside. Jem's face turned a bit pale and she looked as if she was about to throw up.
"Open the door then" i said.
Jem didn't answer me. Lizzie then peered her head through and proceeded to then take out her phone and start recording. She recorded for about seven minutes before louisa pushed her out of the way. Louisa looked through the little window and started to gag.
"Is Mr Gerald in their or nah" i asked.
Lizzie, Jem and louisa all nodded their heads yes. Without looking through the window i pushed the door open. i went super pale and i felt sick to my stomach. Mr Gerald and ms Lanton were having sex on the desk. It was vile i felt disgusting and i ran out of the classroom back down the halls.
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A GIRLS LIFE
HumorAlexis Falls is a 16 year old with and average life, well almost average. inspired by @Shawns_Lil_Muffinx