"o shit ur not johnny"
"wow way to state the obvious"
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j.j.h. of nct
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started 5/27/17
finished 7/01/19
RANKINGS
08/18/18 #21 in messenger
11/18/18 #2 in smentertainment
12/27/18 #1 in chittaphon
2/21/19 #1 in sns
As I led Mark and Donghyuck out of the store, I looked around for Jaehyun. He was nowhere in sight. "Where'd asshat number two go?" Donghyuck asked.
"Does it look like I know?" I scanned the store for my boyfriend.
"Well you're dating him, so you should." Donghyuck crossed his arms. "He's obviously no good if he's running away like this. Who knows what he could be doing. He could be off- wait Mark plug your ears." Donghyuck paused and waited for his friend to cover his ears. "He could be off fucking some hoe, Johnny for example."
"Why are you such a dumbass?" I flicked his forehead. "And why Johnny?"
"Well, Johnny is quite the hoe. At least that's what Ten says. And it's not like he's gonna go after some girl because obviously he wants nothing to do with a girls privates by his reaction to the tampon isle." Mark joined the conversation.
"Mark! Your ears were supposed to be plugged!" I exclaimed.
"Donghyuck got to listen and he is younger than me! Where is the sense in that?" Mark started waving his arms around as he spoke.
"But you're innocent, I'm not." Donghyuck stated. I nodded in agreement.
"I am not innocent!" Mark defied us.
"Prove it!" Donghyuck retaliated. I cannot believe these two are getting into an argument in the middle of a store at two in the morning.
"Okay! Ass!" Mark said and smirked. "See, I'm not all innocent like you guys think!"
"Lame." Yuta appeared. "You can do better than ass, easily."
"Don't instigate!" I lightly hit Yuta's arm. "Also aren't you supposed to be at the cash register?"
"Shift ended. Also, Mark, give me your best swear word." Yuta continued to instigate.
"Dick!" Mark said proudly.
"Keep it coming." Yuta urged.
"Um, crap, shit, boobs. Wait is boobs a swear word?" Mark asked Yuta.
"No, but-nevermind I'm not saying that to you. Too inappropriate." Yuta said. I gave a questioning look. He mouthed 'it's nothing'.
"We still haven't found Jaehyun." Donghyuck mentioned.
"Oh, shit!" Mark blurted out.
"Don't say that!" I scolded.
"You hang out with Jaehyun?" Yuta questioned, looking for Jaehyun with us.
"Yeah, I'm dating him." I nodded. Yuta's expression morphed from his previous smile to a pained one.
"Really? Who asked who out?" He asked, putting on a fake smile.
"Jaehyun asked me out." I said. Yuta nodded, clearly upset by what I told him.
↬jung jaehyun
yuta: we need to talk
jaehyun: o what about
yuta: you're an asshole
jaehyun: wym
yuta: you knew i liked her
a/n
it's 5 am & i have yet to go to bed oops
here enjoy this pic of moonbin (i love moonbin woW)
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