** Author Notes **
My first shot FanFic! My first languages is not English, so Sorry for my poor grammar and spelling.
I'm not owned anything about Naruto Shippuden. If I were, Akasuna Sasori and Uchiha Shishui shall be in love with me XD
- Haizyierah98 -
** Enjoy!! ;) **
10 Ways To Annoying Hidan From Akatsuki
1. Tell him that Jashin hates him.
2. When he start cursing, hit him. If he asked the reasons you hitting him while cursing you, hit him again and again until he stopped cursing XD
3. Dye his hair, nails, and scythe with pink color when he sleeping.
4. Stare and give him a smirk for a long time, when he asked what's your problems, just laugh and walk away. (Also, effective on the other member too ^^)
5. Tell him that Pein is the real Jashin.
6. When there was a meeting, take a seat near him and suddenly say; "Oi Weirdo, stop touching me there!"
7. Broke his necklace secretly and tell him that it's the work of Kakuzu. Watch him to be killed by Kakuzu >:-)
8. Tell him that Kakuzu is a lot better than Jashin
9. Lock him in the same room with Tobi.
10. Tell him that Kakuzu and him would be the greatest husband and wife.
