The Ultimate Guide and Handbook as to why Connor has no Jams

The Introduction of the sad life of Connor

{ You're all probably wondering, Connor why are you even writing this book? IM WRITING THIS DAMN BOOK BECAUSE KOOKIE ISN'T UPDATING HIS STORY TODAY SO IM BORED AND YE } 

-Connor has a sad life. He really does. His morning and night routines are very basic, simple, and boring so he literally has nothing to write. He may as well start off by talking a bit about himself. Because who doesn't want to know about him? Exactly, nobody. Anyways let's introduce him~

Connor is a 16 year old boy who has no jams, lives in a big one story house, has a younger brother, is located in North Carolina and has six people living with him; His mom, dad, brother, and both grandparents from his moms side. His grandparents from his dads side live in Bosnia, which is where both of his parents were born and raised at. You would think, Connor isn't it cool that you're Bosnian? PLOT TWIST! CONNOR AND HIS YOUNGER BROTHER WERE ADOPTED FROM INCHEON, SOUTH KOREA. Connor's real name is Hyunsoo, which was given to him by his biological parents. Connor's younger brothers real name is Hyunjung, but Connor will keep his other name a secret. What happened to his biological parents? He has no idea and he doesn't want to know because he's already living a good life with his other parents. People often ask him if he's ever visited Korea or visited his real parents. He often get's annoyed by those questions. People also think he can talk/write in Korean, but Connor wasn't raised learning Korean since his parents weren't Korean as well. He legit has no jams. ANYWAYS, I think I'm done writing this chapter lmao. I HAVE EXPOSED TOO MUCH OF MYSELF. Jk, I'm still bored so I'm gonna keep typing. Connor has a bunch of friends in real life including his best friend, Gabe. Gabe is currently in Colombia, so they can't hang out *cri* . Connor also has other friends that he talks to on Snapchat and Instagram, but he usually only likes to hang out with Gabe cause he's hella lazy and doesn't like making plans with other people. He also has a lot of internet friends, that he loves just the same as his school friends. Connor plays video games, reads sometimes because why not educate your brain and try and be like Brookie :') , and he watches movies on Netflix and texts people. That's legit all he does cause he has no jams. Did I tell you his birthday is in exactly 13 days? July 23rd. Connor is getting a kitten for his birthday, cOnnOr is haPPy. His relationship life is pretty sad. He had 9 girlfriends in his entire lifetime and he broke up with all of them except 1. What a fuckboy, am I right? The last time he was in a relationship was half a year ago, cause he is slowly becoming a better person. He also wants to say an important message: I LOVE YOU JIMINNN!!!!! Cause he loves his bb. Lastly, I realized I wrote this all as one paragraph and I fucked this up lmao *facepalm* anyways... I will talk about one more reason in this chapter as to why Connor has no jams. He has spent 2 weeks of his life on an app called Amino. He met gr8 people AND WHAT THE FUCK WATTPAD IS GOING UNDER MAINTENANCE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF THIS SHIT DOESNT SAVE IM RAGE QUITTING THIS WEBSITE FHSNJFSINW. anywayz lets pray 4 this story that it doesnt get demolished. Alright, so Connor met gr8 people on Amino and they his fam. He loves Kookie, Bambam, Chan, JIMIN (MY BB), Suga, Tae, and Brookie. Chan steals his noodles which gets him mad sometimes but its 0k cause he loves Chan. Suga teaches him dirty stuff cause he's Suga's student and he loves Suga as well :')   .   Kookie writes hella good stories and keeps Connor entertained and Kookie is gr8 and he loves Kookie. Bambam is the best dabber there is, and Bambam is gr8 too and he l0ves Bambam .  Jimin is his bb forever and he loves Jimin a lot <3 I LOVE YOU JIMMYYyyyyYyYyYyyyyyYyY !!!!!!!! Brookie is like the most hardcore partier and bookworm, she is hella smart and Connor loves her too . Taehyung is like the worlds best brother and hes hella lit and he my fam. Love ya Tae. ANYWAYS IMMA STOP, BYEBYE PEOPLE. 

cOnnOr still has nO jams~