"This is so estupido! That puta America wants to build a wall around me!"(Stupid, Damn :3) said Mexico to Dominican Republic.
"I'd like to help you, but I'm in a bit of a situation". She looked up and saw a little gray cloud that was raining on her.
"That sucks to be you man, but my matters are worse.". America came by and waved at Mexico. "Hey." said America in a happy tone. "PINCHE PENDEJO POR QUE QUIERES CON CONSTRUCTA UN PARED EN MI!¡!". (Damn stupid ass why do you want to build a wall around me :3)
America screamed and attempted to push off Mexico. DR kicked off Mexico who was shook by it.
"AY WAY POR QUE ESTAS A RITANDO COMO UN PINCHE ANIMAL?????!?¿!!"(Hey dumbass why are you yelling like a damn animal :3) Mexico and Dominican Republic then yelled at each other yelling Spanish cuss words. While they were doing so, America stood up and sneaked away.
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The North American Weirdos
HumorThese will be mostly short stories or just little fart stories for fun and to get to know more about these weird little countries looking for entertainment.
