Strange things have been happening after you played legend of Zelda (OMG I LITERALY FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SPECIFIC LEGEND OF ZELDA WTAF) you were taking your daily walk in the woods. You didn't know why you did it. Just walking in the woods soothes you. But not today. You hear a crack of a twig. You turn around finding nothing there. You turn back to where you were walking. But your heart stopped. You were shocked at what you saw. It was link from the game..but not him. HE WAS IN A LEMON SUIT!!!!! he waddle up to you and says " I WuV yOu" he pecks your head...no literally he pecks your head like a bird then he stabs you da end (WTF DID I JUST WRITE)
