Today was the day!!!! The Akatsuki was finally going to the waterpark. "WE ARE LEAVING AT FUCKING 9AM DON'T BE FUCKING LATE OR I WILL SWEAR I WILL LEAVE YOUR ASSES" Pein yelled from the top of his lungs. Moments later all the Akatsuki were in the living room with all there stuff. "Why the fuck are we leaving so damn early", Hidan said still half asleep and angry. "So we can get there early and get in line", Itachi said slightly smirking for what was about to happen. "Shut the fuck up I knew that", Hidan claimed getting more angry. "Oh sure you did", Itachi spoke slightly amused. "I WILL FUCK YOU UP UCHIHA" Hidan yelled. "Do something right here right now then" Itachi said daring him. "Fuck you", Hidan grumbled. "Exactly what I thought",Itachi said smirking even more. As the conversation between Hidan and Itachi was happening the rest of the Akatsuki was snickering and chuckling while watching. Until Kisame finally spoke, "Smooth Itachi", Kisame said laughing. "I know", was all Itachi said glaring at Hidan who glared right back. Finally Pein came back out, "Ok does everyone have their shit and is ready to go", Pein said looking at every akatsuki member in the living room. "Tobi is ready and Tobi has everything he needs", Tobi said holding up is bag for everyone to see. Everyone looked at Tobi like he was weird. "What did Tobi do", Tobi asked alittle confusing to why everyone was looking at him weirdly. "Ok lets finally get the fuck out of here", Pein said leaving out the door with his stuff.
Meanwhile in the car
As everyone was peaceful and quiet Tobi decided it would be fun to sing a road trip song. "Ohhhh 1000 bottles of milk on the wall 1000 bottles of...." Tobi said before he was cut off."TOBI SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Everyone screamed at Tobi. "Well Tobi was just trying to have some fun!!!",Tobi proclaimed. Soon the car went back silent.
Arriving at the waterpark
"We are finally fucking here thank jashin" Hidan said relieved as everyone else just look out the window at the waterpark. "THERE ISN'T NO WHERE TO FUCKING PARK" Pein said getting really irritated. Finally after 10 minutes of searching Pein finally found a parking space. Everyone soon got out the car and with their stuff too and starting to walk toward the entrance. "Uhhh why is the line so long this is going to take forever" Kisame said complaining. "Keep talking and we will get back in that damn car and ride back home and do you want to do that do you?", Pein said threatening Kisame to test him. "No" Kisame said growling alittle bit. After a hour of waiting in the line most of the Akatsuki was getting irritated by Tobi because he wouldn't shut up. "Tobi if you don't shut the fuck up I swear I will find the closest rock and shove it down your throat", Deidara said threatening Tobi. "Fine fine Tobi will be quite jeez. Don't have to be so mean", Tobi said slightly sad. Finally, waiting in line was over and now all the Akatsuki had to do was pay for THEMSELVES to get in. Yes everyone was really upset at Kakuzu because he refused to pay for everyone so everyone had to pay with their own money. After getting in Pein sat everyone down and gave them simple rules to follow. " Number 1 rule don't and I mean DON'T get into any trouble of any kind, Itachi no using sharingan, Kisame no scaring people in the water, Tobi don't do anything stupid, Zetsu NO EATING PEOPLE, Deidara no blowing people up, Sasori no....just don't get in trouble and don't argue with Deidara, Hidan no sacrificing people or fighting, Kakuzu don't be cheap because there isn't nothing cheap here, GOT IT!", Pein explained to all the Akatsuki. Everyone just nodded and wondered off to have fun.
With Kisame and Itachi
"You heard him Itachi no using sharingan on anyone" Kisame said giving him a tooth grin. "I will use it if necessary though", Itachi said smirking. They were walking for awhile until they found a lazy river that went around the whole waterpark. "Wanna go on the lazy river?", Kisame questioned. "Sure", Itachi said already getting a floaty. Kisame hurried over there and did the same before his partner left him.
With Kakuzu and Hidan
"I am not spending one penny here", Kakuzu said grunting at the sight of people spending money at the concession stand. "Well I'm bout to get me some food. Go sit over there and wait for me", Hidan said walking away to get food. Kakuzu went and sat where Hidan told him to so he wouldn't lose him after getting his food. Moments later Hidan came back with a basket with a burger and fries in it. "Your not suppose to eat before swimming if you do you have to wait 2 hours to get in the water or you will catch a cramp", Kakuzu said warning him. "Your lying",Hidan said finishing his food and going to the wave pool while Kakuzu was following right behind him to prove his point. As they arrived to the wave pool Hidan quickly jumped in and swam to the deep end. "He is gonna get it", Kakuzu said as he swam right behind Hidan. Ten minutes later Hidan stopped swimming and screaming in pain as he caught a cramp. "Didn't I tell you you were gonna catch a cramp dumbass" Kakuzu said watching Hidan in amusement. "DONT JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK AT ME HELP!!!", Hidan yelled in pain. Kakuzu rolled his eyes and dragged Hidan out the wave pool and sat him in the chair next to him as they waited for Hidan food to digest before going to back into the pool.
With Sasori and Deidara
"Shut up brat",Sasori said glaring at Deidara. "No you shut the fuck up",Deidara said glaring back. They hadn't been at the waterpark for more than 10 minutes and they were already arguing. "Let's go on a waterslide", Deidara said looking at one slide in particular that he wanted to ride. "Nah you can go I can't get any of my puppet parts wet", Sasori said sitting in his chair relaxing. "Fine by me", Deidara said running off getting in line. As Deidara was in line he had the feeling that someone was watching him. Deidara turned around and found a group of guys looking at him. "Hey baby come and having some fun with me and my friend. What's a girl like you doing here alone hmmm?", one of the guys said approaching Deidara. Deidara literally felt a vein pop out of his head. As Sasori was laying down he kept hearing someone sounding like Diedara screaming at someone else. Sasori soon relived he wasn't imagining it and that it was really happening. He followed the sound of Deidara voice and found Diedara screaming at a guy in anger. "IM NOT A GIRL BUDDY IM CLEARLY A FUCKING GUY", Deidara said yelling about to punch the guy until Sasori came and dragged him away. "Damn guy mistake me for a girl I don't look nothing like a girl", Deidara said sitting down. "You kinda do", Sasori said slightly amused at Deidara. "No I don't", Deidara said growing angry. "Yes you do", Sasori said again. And they were again arguing.
With Zetsu and Tobi
Tobi was running around in the kiddy pool looking like a idiot. "Get out of the kiddy pool and go get in something else. This is for kids not grown up", Zetsu said dragging Tobi out of the kiddy pool and into a bigger pool. "But all Tobi wanted to do is play with the tiny cute kids" Tobi said smiling under is mask. "Look Zetsu there goes the lazy river lets get in", Tobi said getting into the lazy river. As Tobi was swimming threw the lazy river he caught a glimpse of something that was blue under the water. Tobi got curious so he went to go see what it was and to his surprise it was Kisame under water. "Hey Kisame", Tobi said excitedly. "Sup Tobi and Zetsu", Kisame said waving at them with a huge toothy grin. "Where is Itachi", Tobi asked curiously. "Oh he is right there up ahead", Kisame said pointing in that direction. "Tobi sees him. Well bye Kisame, Tobi wants a snowcone. "Alright bye", Kisame said waving. Soon Tobi had dashed off with Zetsu following him to get some snow cones.
With Pein
Meanwhile, Pein was at the casino (that was built into the water park) playing different games and enjoying his time without the other Akatsuki members bothering him every second of the day. 'I really hope that everyone is behaving and isn't causing any problems', Pein said lost in thought that he didn't see that he won the jackpot. Pein eyes widen and he cashed in his reward right away and starting to play more games and kept winning the more he played. "THIS IS MY DAY", Pein said happily.
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