Ashlie and Nick: *Talking peacefully in peace in peace which is in peace in peace.... For once.*
Jon: *Runs up to them*
Ashlie: Hey Jon-- *Gets punched by Jon*
Ashlie: AUGH
Jon: *sigh*
Ashlie: WHAT THE FACK
Jon: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....
Jon: yOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL
Ashlie: what the fuck are you taLKING ABOUT
Jon: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now. *puts hand on Ashlie's stomach*
Ashlie:
Nick:
Nick: See ya! *Runs*
Ashlie:
Ashlie: *Smacks Jon's hand away* I'm not pregnant!
Jon: Well, not after that punch you're not! *chuckles*
Jon: I've been taking mauy Thai classes.
Ashlie: wtf
Ashlie: I was neVER PREGNANT, JONATHAN.
Jon: •-•
Jon: ... A-Are you sure?
Ashlie: yes I'm fucking sure
Cory: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Jon: Oh! I found is positive pregnancy test and--
Cory: *Kicks Ashlie*
Ashlie: oH MOTHER FACKER--
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
