I'm Puerto Rican and my accent comes off really strong at times. My friend, Squirrel gives me so much shit about it too.
Squirrel: Can you make a ship name for ___ and ____?
Me: Wut er at nam?
-March 2017
Me: Can I have some?
Squirrel: No. My cookie!
Me: But I want some cookieshslfhslkdj (no joke my tongue was on drugs that day XDD)
-May 2017
Squirrel: *makes ugly face*
Bailey: *does a triple chin*
Me: She hash a shriple shin!
(I don't have braces nor a lisp. My life just hates me.)
-April 2017
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Stupid Quotes
LosoweMy friends say some pretty stupid stuff and sometimes, I do too. So I decided to make a book of all the stupid things my friends and I say.
