*BSSHSUAJEHT* *BAGATETATATST* I woke up to my phone buzzing. 'Traci meet me at Starbucks @ 8 because we're white!:)' "MOM OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY DID YOU NOT WAKE ME UP WHORE I TOLD YOU TO WAKE ME UP" traci screamed in rage, "I'm sorry hunny I got caught up in some milf mom junk" she replied. "GET OUT OF MY LIFE I'M MEETING TRACI AT STARBUCKS CUNT CLEAN MY ROOM WHILE I'M GONE" she snapped.
She got dressed in the typical white girl 'Ayyyy I'm single but not wanting a relationship I just want BBC' outfit and left the house. On her way to Starbucks she snapped all of her friends that she thinks her period is a sign that the earth is losing gravity and they all agreed.
She pulled up SKRRT in the Starbucks driveway and Alexus was waiting. "HEY SLUT GET YOUR ASS IN HERE HOE LETS HAVE SOME COFFEE YAY" Alexus said as Traci approached the door "YES BITCH LETS DO THIS" she replied and they walked into the basically "local Coachella all lesbians are welcome" place we refer to as.. Starbucks.
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How does it feel to chew 5 gum?like Starbucks getting shot up
AbenteuerSo some white girl obviously goes to Starbucks and experiences it getting shot up then creates a rant group that helps absolutely nothing cuz feminism is dumb :)
