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Bumping

So I have been talking with Sam about how there is an extreme lack of physical touching occurring my parents were major touch advocates and that's one thing I actually agreed with them about  As a good 90percent of the humans in the city either stay in there dwelling most of the time and if they do venture outside stay in there self created augmented reality unless somebody trips and bumps into somebody which happens a lot they could go through there whole lives never touching another human especially with the profilation of sex bots  as most people barely have the capacity to have a one on one conversation not less have all the social smarts to take on a real relationship. Which takes me back to why started this conversation Sam has turned me on to this app that tracks bumps the number of times somebody bumps into another human and they have dramatically increased in the last couple of weeks what is causing this? It's a mystery a mystery that needs solving by yours truly yes I am back in action.
Okay let's go through the possibilties
One some touch activists are some how causing the bumps I know most of the major activists in the city so this should be relatively easy to explore. Two there is a new unknown app software conflict that is causing an augmented reality blip and a resulting bump into another human.  I keep saying human as the bumps are only being seen 100 percent humans not in any cross species mix' s
Three it's just strange coincidence and nothing strange is happening
Four  there is a some sort of dimensional shift that is occurring Sam gave that one
Okay time to vote which one do you choose?

Guess what my buddy orgger has just agreed to meet at a juice bar Ze
Orgger is a head of the local touch movement I am expecting tons of hugs this should be fun I am off we are meeting at this strange juice bar called hug now I expect everyone reading this blog to visit it at least once in the next year in the bar you guess it everybody gets a hug on entering and a hug on leaving and hugs are freely given for any other reason one can imagine it is so cool
Now I promise to track down any of friends who doesn't check out this bar and give them a hug okay so ogger says  Ze has a clue what it causing the bumps but Ze loves that they are occurring anything to get people aware of reality Ze added that there are two newer members of touch that have stopped coming to touch meetups I got there names and plan on tracking them down I have Sam examining his dimension shift idea I am getting my app expert Tom to look into the software conflict issue I actually just virtually talked with Ze about it Ze is out of the city right now so could not arrange another meetup which is sad as I so lov meetups okay the only possibility not being worked is maybe nothing is happening for that I am going to go to my nothing expert Jesus reborn my good friend Tracy Ze actually is a stats expert on top of all Ze many other things Tracy does. Now that I have all of my friends doing my work for me should I have a mid day nap nay I never nap going to hang with Darlene Ze and me are make this cool ethics app games that forces  you or Darlene says nudges you to make every decision through day aligned with your core ethics I think it has the potential to change the planet super excited about it Darlene is doing most of the actual work I am just the idea person as I have endless ideas they never stop coming some days I think my head is going to explode full of ideas my main problem is most of my thoughts don't get realized having Darlene around has helped me to ground myself more I just finished a 10 min old school mediatation session spending 10 min thinking if nothing Tracy will be so proud you all should try it sometime I know there are mediatation drugs that do the same thing but actually experiencing it is a million times cooler.
Okay Tracy just got back to me Ze says there actually is something going on here the nothing is wrong all who voted for that one sorry
I am going to a virtual check in with Tom oh Tom put on your security blinds next time i just saw some sexbot action that I need to erase from memory later okay Tom told me there is no software conflicts ze could find everybody so ever who voted for that one your out we down to sams dimension shift and my touch group I did just got ping on my tracking app those two missing touch members who by the way have names term and  berm I know rhyming names I have just put a spy drone on them courtesy of laura I lov you laura okay the spy drone is watching them walk downtown they seem to be operating some drones while they are walking at least that's what sams hacking of there augmented reality is showing thanks Sam I am zooming in on there drones via a watcher a watcher is a giant drone above the city that watches everything going on Sam got me access those drones term and berm are operating are simply tripping people into other people they are zooming through there feet as they walk and  conflicts in your walking obstacle avoidance system woas app Woas is designed to avoid bumps but I have heard of insects screwing with it now I see term and berm have found flaw in the system and are abusing it hmm okay should we report them to the police or just do a social outing so my preference is an so everybody vote okay so it is we send all the info about what there doing out to the world see what happens? Okay I am already getting feedback there bumping method has spread to two other cities cool term and berm you have a spurned a movement but it will only last to the next woas app update but until then the bumps will spread what should we call this movement I think bumping is a great word may the bumping movement spread go bump everybody
Your glorious detective out to next time everybody!