the beginning

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carter's POV

it was just a normal day on june 27, 2017...or so i thought.

  i was just boredly scrolling through wattpad, i had no idea i was about to meet two people who would with me together create a legacy.

  as i was absent mindedly tapping at the app of wattpad, i noticed someone with a very lovely icon of brendon urie. this one, to be exact:

i thought, "wow! someone who likes panic and cares about the aesthetic of their icon! i'll check them out

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i thought, "wow! someone who likes panic and cares about the aesthetic of their icon! i'll check them out."

and alas, i clicked on the profile picture that belonged to someone under the username "aestheticbeeebo." i stalked their profile for a bit, discovering they were a girl who's name was cristina, then decided to look at her books.

"hm," i thought. "her covers look nice. ooh! an aesthetic book."

so i clicked on it, voting and commenting and such. she really did do great at making aesthetics. her username was fitting. then I looked at her spam book. one particular chapter was this one, about how she found a cockroach:

 and like i normally do, i looked through the comments and saw one by someone under the username @-BangTheDoldrums-, who had a picture of Dan Howell with a flower crown on as their icon at the time

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and like i normally do, i looked through the comments and saw one by someone under the username @-BangTheDoldrums-, who had a picture of Dan Howell with a flower crown on as their icon at the time. (so some of the pictures i show you are newer and show their username from one point @tylerjosephs-taco and whatever icon they had at the time of the screenshot)

 (so some of the pictures i show you are newer and show their username from one point @tylerjosephs-taco and whatever icon they had at the time of the screenshot)

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and i was like "yo, ew i hate spiders." and decided to respond to the comment thread...

(continued in next chapter)

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