Keeping up with the charmings

Episode 1 (the charmings)

Maddie runs past the camera, screaming frantically like a dying monkey.Darling runs as well "Maddie this is not hide and seek tag it's just hide and seek, stop running!", darling pants.
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Interview-darling charming daughter of king charming
"In case you didn't know Maddie is 100 percent a retard",darling says in her usual deep voice.
Interview-Madeline hatter daughter of the mad hatter
"I'm not a retard, I don't know why people think I am, but I'm not!, so what I like to drink tea with a mouse, that's not a big deal!" I Maddie squeals in her high pitch tipsy topsy voice.
----------------------------------------------         "Oh crap she's coming, oh crap!" Maddie shouted as she ran away.
"I'm going to catch you Maddie" darling yelled as she chased after her.
----------------------------------------------interview-Darling charming
"Honestly I feel like Kyle from South Park right now, why I hang out with Maddie no one knows, why Kyle hangs out with Cartman no one knows".
----------------------------------------------Maddie squealed as Darling jumped on her, pushing her to the ground so that Darling won the game.
"Got you" Darling said triumphantly.
Suddenly a car drove up with, flashing lights and a siren, a girl with brown and red hair stepped out of the car wearing a dress and glasses, it was rosabella.
Time skip
"So let me get this straight, you knocked her out, nearly killing her, because you were playing hide and go seek tag"rosabella said in a formal voice."will it sound stupid if I said yes?" Darling asked.
"Not really, just as long as you're telling the truth it's fine I guess"rosabella answered still in a formal voice, "where do you currently reside","In ever after high I share a dorm with YOU!, since when where you a cop?" Darling asked.
----------------------------------------------interview-Rosabella beauty
Psycho killer/daughter of beauty and the beast.
"Tell no one but I'm not actually a cop, tell someone then I will kill you, literally".
----------------------------------------------"uhhhhhhh"Rosabella stalled, "your not really a cop, are you?" Darling asked unsurprised,"no" Rosabella confessed.
The real cop walks over to them
"Alright what's going on over here?"he says then stares at Rosabella "you're not a cop, what are you doing?"he asks in a rather harsh tone.
"I'm a witness" Rosabella lies, "what did you see?"the cop asks getting more harsh by the minute.
"Darling tried to kill that girl on the ground!", Rosabella yelled.
"Is that true mam?"the cop asks darling
"No", Darling answered, her voice not changing.
"That's what they all say your coming with me to the big house!"the cop says whilst arresting Darling and taking her to the car,"anything to say mam?".
"Yeah", Darling replied,"Rosy, FU*K YOU!".
"There is no need to use that kind of language!", Rosabella said in a shocked tone.
"What do you mean?, PHOQUÈ is French for SEAL", Darling replied.
"Ohh, I thought you said?","what?".
"Never mind, just take her away!" Rosabella said as Darling was being pushed into the car.
----------------------------------------------interview-Darling charming
"The minute the car parked next to the police station I knew they were going to call my dad, and I have been arrested a lot of times this year, well I don't know if my dad will pay my bail again".
----------------------------------------------Darling sat in a room, waiting for someone  to bail her out.
"Miss charming someone's here to see you", the cop said.
Then a man with brunette hair and glasses, wearing a blue suit, and a girl with blond hair ,wearing a green dress came up to Darling.
"Oh no, OH DEAR GOD NO!", Darling yelled as she saw them get closer.
"Hey Darling, heard you got arrested again so we came to get you"the girl said in a British accent.
"These people say that they are your siblings, is that right?", the cop said voice a little bit sympathetic now.
(Darlings thoughts) I then realised I have a choice, I could either lie and say I had no clue who these random stalkers are, or I could tell the truth and go back with them, but they will annoy the living hell out of me.
"Hey Ashlyn, hi dexter", Darling said in a duller voice then usual.
"Oh Darling, what did you do to get arrested this time, hahahahahaha", Ashlyn laughed as if Darling getting arrested was normal.
"My name is Dexter", Dexter said even though everybody knew.
"Well If these people are bothering you I can get rid of them",the cop whispered more sympathetically.
"No it's fine unfortunately they are my siblings" Darling said a lot louder than the cop.
"Really?,wow I feel bad for you, goodbye"the cop said as he walked out of the room.
"Hey Cupid let's go", a girl with long purple hair stood in front of the girl with pink hair next to Darling, it was Raven and Cupid from ever after high.
Dexter gasped at the sight of Raven, because he has a huge crush on her, and pushed Ashlyn out of his way to go and speak to Raven.
"Hi Raven", Dexter said obviously putting a cool accent on for her, "oh, hi Dexter, what are you doing here?", Raven asked in a confused voice.
"Not much, just came to pick up my terrible sister", Dexter said still putting on the obvious cool accent.
"YOU JUST PUSHED ME OVER, YOU BIG SAUSAGE SANDWICH!", Ashlyn screamed as she got back up.
"I don't care shut up!", Dexter said in an awkward way, because he would never tell Ashlyn to shut up or anyone else, but he told her to shut up because he still wanted to sound cool.
"Come on Darling let's go"Ashlyn said through her teeth.
"Well-", Dexter began to say but was quickly interrupted by Raven saying "come on Cupid we gotta go, to do something, haha, bye Dexter.
----------------------------------------------interview-Dexter charming
King charming's son.
"The moment I saw her walk away, I knew she wanted me".
----------------------------------------------"haha you really bad at flirting,haha", Darling laughed behind Dexter.
"You got arrested!", Dexter yelled, "never mention this to anybody" Darling said in a lower voice, "agreed", Dexter said nodding his head.
TIME SKIP TO THE HOUSE
"Welcome to the house Darling", Ashlyn said in a proud voice,
"What do you think".
Darling took a short look around the house and came back downstairs to the others.
"This house is so basic and simple, yet I love it" Darling said with no change in her voice at all.
"If Dexter would ever moooove!, I could show you the hooks", Ashlyn yelled, "hooks?", Darling asked with interest.
Dexter moves to reveal two hooks, one with a clock purse with Ashlyn written on top of it, and another with a back pack with Dexter written on top of it.
"The hooks are where we hang our bags", Ashlyn explained,"Dexter, freaking move!".
Dexter moved again to reveal one more hook, with no bag on it with Darling written on the top.
"That's your hook right there, why don't you put your bag up?", Ashlyn asked in a calm voice.
"I don't really wan-" Darling was interrupted when Ashlyn lost it and her voice cracked when she was yelling, "I SAID PUT IT UP!".
"Ok", Darling put her shoulder bag onto the hook,"there, done".
"SEE, IT WASN'T THAT EASY!", Ashlyn yelled at the top of her lungs obviously still crazy.
"What is up with your voice?", Darling asked with concern and confusion,
"I'm not sure, what it is", Dexter answered for Ashlyn.
----------------------------------------------interview-Ashlyn Ella-most likely adopted!
"I'm obviously British any moron could figure that out!"
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"Dexter what are you waiting for go answer the door",Ashlyn said, her normal voice returned.
"Did you guys order o pizza or something?", Darling asked, hoping that it would be pizza.
"No, there has been this girl with brown hair who has been staying here recently, hiding from the cops"Ashlyn explained.
"I think I might know her",Darling said.
Dexter opened the door slightly and said in his normal scared voice "hello" but was ambushed by a girl with red and brown hair, that jumped on him screaming"let me in!".
"Yeah, I definitely know her", Darling continued.
"Oh, hey haha, sorry Dexter", Rosabella said awkwardly as she was sat on top of him, Dexter replied with "ahhh it's on me".
"Hey, your the one that gave me into the cops,even though I didn't try to kill her", Darling yelled as angry as possible.
"Oh crap, well I knew I was going to run into you eventually, just not like this", rosabella said In a extremely calm voice.
"You've got some real nerve you know that?",Darling said through her teeth, "well I am a psychopathic murderer", rosabella was now more creepy than calm.
"You guys let her hide here?", Darling now turned her anger on her siblings, "well we kind of have to because she is a family friend", Ashlyn answered in her British accent, Dexter was to busy washing his clothes from being jumped on by rosabella.
"Well as long as I'm here I want nothing to do with you",Daring directs her anger back to rosabella, "right back at you blonde".
"Well I'm going to my room"
Darling storms up the stairs and leaves everyone in silence until she comes back down and says,"which one is my room", Ashlyn goes to show Darling her room, and leaves rosabella with Dexter, Dexter screams as rosabella looks at him then he runs to his room.
----------------------------------------------interview-Darling charming
"I can't believe I have to live with rosabella again, she makes me so angry"
Interview-rosabella beauty
"So I have been consider this for a while, but I think I can finally go through with it, I might kill Darling in her sleep.
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Ashlyn shows Darling her new room and Darling approves.
"Well we wouldn't have given it to you if you didn't like it",Ashlyn said in a sarcastic manner, "no we would we just wouldn't care but it's good that you like it".
Rosabella storms in the room and is shouting, "Ashlyn!,Ashlyn!,Ashlyn!",She adds
"Dexter said he wanted a man purse!", this sentence made Ashlyn lose it again just like the hook problem,"NO FREAKING WAY!".
"Way!".
They both then scream at the top of their lungs and are enjoying every minute of this moment they are sharing.
"Is this all about a man purse?", Darling asks with great confusion.
"Well, Dexters said how he has always been a back pack kind of person", Ashlyn starts, "and we have been waiting a long time for him to want a man bag, do you know how much this means for us!", Rosabella ends.
"No", Darling says with no emotion in her voice.
"Well screw you then we will go shopping without"Ashlyn says as her and Rosabella head for the door.
"Wait, no I still want to come",Darling searched for her bag in her room but realised it was on that freaking hook, she left the room to get her bag.

Episode one finished, phew I thought it was never going to end I hope you enjoyed it if not then I'm sorry, wait no I'm not. Byeeeeeeee
- da author brudda