Rick and Morty x reader (one shots)

King jellybean (morty x reader)

As we step back through the portal into ricks garage after ,my best friends, morty killed his "parents" he said "I just killed my family" "they're not your real parents *burp* morty." Said rick. "That's it rick, I'm done with your stupid adventure." " chill out morty, they where demonic (don't know if I spelled that right) aliens, it's not that big of a deal." I said trying to calm morty down." It is a big deal (y/n), adventures are supposed to be fun." "That's easy to say when your a sidekick, how about you be in charge next time and see how fun it is." Rick said."seriously!?" Me and morty said in unison. " yah, but if your adventures sucks and you*burp* bail, you loss all right to bitch about future adventures and you have to do my laundry for a month." O-ok rick, but if my adventures good me and (y/n) get to be in charge of every 5th adventure." "10th" "deal" morty said. "ok" I said.

*Time skip brought to you by ants in my eyes Johnson*

We where walking through some kind of village for morty's adventurer. As we where walking morty stepped on a box and announced " Excise me, we are 3 humble heroes in search of adventure." "Oh my god" I said as I quietly face palmed.
" yes heroes" a man said walking up to us," this village is terrible pore, but the giants in the clouds have untold treasures, you must help us." " w-we accept you call to adventure good sir."
*Another time skip sry*
After about 20 minutes of climbing up the bean stock and almost falling twice we where final at the giants house. After climbing in through the window the giant came in and we hide behind a giant coffee mug. " you know morty you can bale any time" rick said holding up his portal gun. Suddenly the house started shaking. Oh no, the giants coming " fe fi fo fum I smell the blood of a-" said the giant before he slipped. " oh shit" I said in a whisper. He hit his head on the table. This is not good. We came out from behind the mug to see if he was still alive. I don't think he was. Then his wife came in an saw him on the floor and then saw us. "sons of bitches" she said as she trapped us in a cup and started calling the cops. "This is all y-*burp* you fault morty." Rick said.
*time skip*
We where in the court waiting to be sentenced guilty or not guilty." You know morty, if someone dropped the soap it would crush our spine and it would be real easy to rape us then." Rick said "speak for your self rick." I said "oh yah, your a *burp*girl" "ordered in the court" the judge said. Right after he said the a man came though the door and said that we where free to go cause we weren't read our giant rights or some shit like that.
*4th time skip I'm sorry I'm so lazy*
We walked out of court and morty said "s-see rick I told you we would be fine" " shut up*burp* morty." We walked a little further and saw how fucking huge the steps were. " how the hell are we going to get down there?" I asked and rick replied "walk"
About 4 steps down I was already out of breath cause lord knows I don't work out. We went down one more step and we saw a little bar in the step. " thank you lord Jesus " i said as I walked toward the little bar. " Jesus doesn't exist (y/n), we've been over this." Rick said to me but I just rolled my eyes and continued walking
When we got inside we sat at a both and a waitress came and took our order and of course rick just ordered whiskey.
"I'll be right back, I have to use the bathroom" and as I walked away I heard rick singing sweet home Alabama on stage.
When I got in a stall I heard the door to the bathroom open so I just assumed that it was another girl but boy was I wrong.
Mortys pov( point of view)
As (y/n) was walking away rick got up on stage and started singing sweet home Alabama. When (y/n) was walking away I was starring . I know that sounds creepy but she was perfect. I couldn't help it. I've had a crush on her for awhile now but I don't tell her cause I don't want to ruin our friendship. I just hope she feels the same way
A few minutes passed and I was starting to wonder where (y/n) was she was in there for awhile.i Started walking towards the bathroom and heard her screaming.
(Y/n) pov
When I got out of the stall I saw a jellybean men. I told him that this was the woman's bathroom and he said " thank you I know" those for words caused me to try and run out of the bathroom but he grabbed me before I could. He pushed me back into a stall and tried to kiss me and take off my shirt but I pushed him away from me causing him to hit his head. Before he could get up I quickly ran out of the bathroom. As I was running back to the table i ran into someone. It was morty. I was so happy I hugged him so tight." I Went to go home morty" I said as I cried into his shoulder. We where there morty trying to calm me down, before rick came over and asked what's wrong. When the jelly bean guy came out they kind of put the Pieces together." I just want to go home" I whispered while still holding on to morty. I could of Let go but the truth is, I like him. I've liked him for along time but I didn't want to ruin our friendship. I just hope he likes me too. " I just won a bunch of shmecles and I found a guy that we can pay to get us down the steps and we can give the rest to the towns people." My and morty nod and I let go of him realizing how long I was hugging him and blushed.
As we where riding down the steps I thought I should thank morty. "Hey morty, thanks." "No problem (y/n)" then he turned and hugged me "I love you" I whispers. WHAT?!?!DID I JUST SAY THAT TO HIM?!?! He stopped hugging me and my heart dropped. But what happened next I was not expecting. He kissed me. HE FUCKING KISSED ME. I've been waiting so long for this. When we let go for air he said the words I will never forget. "Will you be my girlfriend?" "Yes" "get some *burp* morty" rick said causing me and morty to laugh.
When we got back to the village and gave the rest of the shmecles to the village. " thank you kind heroes, our king would like to thank you." I look behind him and there he was. That jelly bean asshole that tried to rape me. " Rick portal now." Rick realized who he was and quickly made a portal back home. Once we all where though the portal rick put his hand back though the portal and shot that dick in the head. I love this family, especially my new boyfriend morty.

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