(THE WHOLE FRICKING CHAPTER JUST DELETED IM ABOUT TO RAGE QUIT)
Featuring many drunken adults and a giant inflatable-
Wait I should keep this somewhat PG.
You can infer.
Anyway, I want tubing down a river today and all I had was a t w o p i e c e
yey me
On the bus ride there, people were allowed to smoke so it was horrible in there.
Anyway, nothing that interesting happened until the very end of the first lap we did.
There are rapids near the end of the loop, and there's a path to get off on and walk if you don't want to go down them.
So, my dad and I checked them out via the path while my mom and brother stayed behind.
Whilst walking the path, I GET CAT CALLED BY A BUNCH OF COLLEGE AGE WOMEN AND I WAS HECKING SHOCKED (I have nothing against the female thing, just it doesn't happen often) AND MY DAD HEARS NONE OF THIS BECAUSE HIS HEARING AIDS ARE GONE.
Then I got to watch them struggle down the rapids >:3
But it surprised me.
Apparently I'm attractive from a distance.
Anywho, we decide to go down these rapids.
While doing so, MY BROTHER DOES A HECKING FRONT FLIP INTO THE WATER SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE.
A rock got caught on his tube and sent him under.
(Don't worry, he's thankfully fine and not dead)
So after the first lap which took three hours my mom decides we're going a g a i n
Grr whatever it was fun the first time it will probs be fine now.
WRONG
I GOT HECKING COLD
also, return of the giant inflatable.
And the "Airhorn of truth."
I have no idea what happens anymore.
Drunk people and rivers don't mix.
So we go down the rapids again and this time a large wave crashes over me from behind and I was already HECKING COLD.
And now VERY SUNBURNED.
And ye
More stuff happened but my brain is exhausted and can't remember much
So that's why I've been gone all day
