Crash at Starbucks

Starbucks

Crash sits on his bed. He has to go defeat Doctor Neo Cortex by himself. He feels defeated because Aku Aku isn't... With him anymore. Crash spun one too many times and... Aku Aku exploded in mid air. We haven't heard from him since.

Crash may need to get some caffeine in him in order to defeat Doctor Neo Cortex. So he slaps his shoes on and heads out to Starbucks because Bandicoots needs coffee every now and then, dammit. Let him live.

On his way out to the Starbucks, he happens to run into a turtle. "WHOA!" says Crash, spinning around. Hoping to kill the innocent turtle that was just trying to live his life. And alas, the turtle was spun out of control! Blood gushing out of him as he spins into the road, getting crushed by cars? sure. we'll go with cars. "Whew." says Crash as he continues along the way. He finally reaches a starbucks.

"Hi, welcome to Starbucks. What can I get you?" says the barista. "WHOA!" Crash says, with a surprised look on his face.

"Sure thing, coming up!" the barista says again. "It'll be about a 5 minute wait. What's your name?"

"WHOA!" Crash says again.

"What a lovely name." the barista says.

Crash takes his shoes off? and sits down next to the machines making the coffee. He watches as the barista makes his coffee. As always, he requested no sugar. Because Crash has a horrible case of diabetes. And the smallest drop of sugar will KILL HIM!!!!!!!! so he is super careful.

"Crash, Bandicoot, large coffee, no sugar!" the barista calls out. Crash walks over, picks the drink up. "WHOA!" he says as he takes a sip. Noticing the barista staring at him as he takes a sip, he looks over. He has a devilish look on his face. "Enjoying that sugar?" Crash looks confused, scared and sad. Why would this lovely barista trick him like this? He opens the drink lid up, revealing nothing but sugar and water??????!!!!!!!! "WHAT THE FUCK" Crash thinks, but can only say..... "WHOA!"

The barista laughs loud, rips off his mask, revealing himself as......

DOCTOR.

NEO.

CORTEX.

"WHOA!" says Crash. Running at Doctor Neo Cortex. Trying to defeat him, but the sugar is just... Too sugary. Crash starts to feel light headed and sits down. He still has no shoes on. "I bet you're looking for your friend as well... Aku Aku?" he says to Crash. Crash looks up, with a defeated look on his face. Bleeding from the nose. He nods, wondering where Aku Aku is.

Doctor Neo Cortex laughs, pulling a rope, which has a curtain go up, revealing..... nothing?? "What the fuck.... Wh-where did he g--" he was cut off with Aku Aku hitting him with a axe. "ABLURUAGAA!" Aku Aku says, hovering over Doctor Neo Cortex, looking down at him knocked the fuck out. He moves over to Crash, who is now laying down and STILL HAS NO GOD DAMN SHOES ON. Aku Aku looks worried as Crash looks pretty close to death. He places the axe down and goes over to Crashes head.

Sad and low, you hear "....abluruagaa?" from Aku Aku. With heavy breathing coming from Crash. But he still manages to say something.....

"....wh....wh-whoa........" Crash says as he takes his last breath.

Aku Aku hovers over to the front door of the Starbucks and moves the "Come In We're Open" sigh to "Sorry, We're Closed".

The lights fade

The end?