Alright well I am John. Let’s start with that. I have a big thing to tell you. One that may even change the way that you see me, I mean, it will change the way you see me. I have killed. Yes, a soul went to heaven that is, if you believe in heaven it can also go to Walhalla and other places I think. Do you want to hear more about the murder and why I did it? Then I shall tell you.
It was a hot summer day when he walked in, scaring the living hell out of off me. Yes, he could scare me by walking in, and I feel like such a coward because of that. But something more upsetting happened. He disappeared! Which meant he was somewhere in the house and I didn’t know where. He would not come when I shouted, “where are you? Show yourself you foe!” So then, I took the decision to take my baseball bat and go look for him myself. I wasn’t planning on murdering him, just scare him like he scared me but when I saw him I just went fully mental. I swung the baseball bat and hit him for the first time. He looked unconscious. Then I just kept hitting him, breaking his legs, and crushing his head. At that point, I didn’t think while his blood was flowing out of his body. I was just hitting and kept hitting until his body was a total mush and he couldn't even be recognized as a being anymore. Then, I picked him up, which was hard because he was now bloody and stuff, and just threw him by the garbage. When I did that I remembered one thing, he never came alone, so I went looking for his scarier girlfriend. I found her to but forgot my baseball bat so I used a school book to hit at her and this time I didn’t went mental so I hit her twice. One time to make her helpless and once to kill her. Once she was dead, I also carefully threw her in the trash. And you want to know why I confessed this and am still not in jail? Honey, killing a spider is legal.
(authors note i also thank coldfire22 for editing and KiddyShay for the cover go check them out)
