Edna Calls

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As Eric reached out to grab the port, he felt nothing.

"...where's the port?" He asked. As soon as he said those three words, the family looked over to the window, seeing streaks of black and white.

"FUCK ALL Y'ALL U AIN'T GETTIN' THIS BACK well maybe sheila. sheila cool2 edna was at the window dancing with the port

i swear shes drunk

goddammit edna

shellla was happy tho "thx bby"

sybil was as red as something red 2edna for fucks sake give me the got damn pot-

EDNA SCREAMED SYBELLL DOES DRUUUGGGSSS

MOTHER NO sheila said loudly

2SHEILA SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL KILL UR FAMILY"

"MOTHER YOU ARE MY FAMILY"

DON'T ARGUE WITH ME U LIL SHIT" Sybeeeeeel was having a spaz attack sybil stop

"aHHaHAAha can i have my job back" edna asked still outside the window edna what the fuck its freezing

"ok"

"WhaT'S WrONg wITH beING COnfiDeNt?11/!! Eric smashed the table oh god he's drunk too

arthur hung himself

sybil had another fit

eric was passed out drunk

sheila was chugging port

gerald was stood there

"gerald bby can i have sheila's ring

"ok"

edna dabbed GODDAMMIT EDNA

"bye u fucking hamster i have some tables to clean#2

the end




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