Magical idiots, book 1:The start

Chapter 1, The beggining

Hi. I am moolang lecter. I know it's a funny name, trust me lots of people have told me, but my family are like, REALLY famous. They're really famous adventurers and their really popular. But me and my twin, Amy brought shame on our family. That was the day the lecters legged it. Haha I'm so funny 😜

So my story starts at 4352. Me and Amy are from the future, just saying, and we are nothing alike. Like chalk and cheese . Like toffee and lemons like...oh you get it... But we never squabbled. We always agreed but our personality so were completely different. Weird, right? So one day me and Amy went out for a play, we were only 10 then but I'm 16 now so... Yeah, but when we were outside we realised we were having a garage sale! So I asked what's going on.
"We have to pay rent on our house." I mean, come on! It's a three story, five star rating and it's only five pounds cheeper if we rent it. Me and my twin gazed around our kept, neatly tidied garden. Most of our things were untidily thrown on our garden,causing it to be messy too. I sprinted towards a young couple looking at my cow onesie. It could only grow and shrink to fit its owner and it had always been my favourite. I yanked it out their hand. "Not for sale. Heh..." I slowly backed away...I whispered to my sister: "grab what you want to keep. We need to have at least a few things"

After us twins had grabbed their teddys, clothes and toiletries we ran in the house. "What are we going to do?" Amy looked around, frightened. I dashed around gathering our biggest suitcases. I dropped a neon pink one in front of my sister with a few unicorn onesies packed in it. "Pack up. We're leaving"
"Now?"asked Amy
"Now" I hastily confirmed.

We left the house the next day...