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YOU'RE A WEEZORD HORY!!!
shouted dumbledoof at the baby who has just been born.
I AM NOT HORY PEETER!!
screamed the newborn
YOU R HORY PEETER! AND YEE R A WEEZORD!!!
dumbledoof retorted. the doctor chimed in with
HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR!?!
bred bin urine tumbled out of the closet
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY-
geerawrd crashed in through the window
DOWN IN THE FOREST WE'LL SING A CHORUS, ONE THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS, HANDS HELD HIGHER, WE'LL BE ON FIRE SINGING SONGS THAT NOBODY WROTE
then a man with blue hair (mocha eyes, tiger growl teeth, c major lips) stood and everybody exploded. except, reean roos, he was chugging milk.

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 18, 2017 ⏰

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