*Jack slams the door open with his foot*
Judy: "Jack?"
Nick: "It's Jackass! Welcome back buddy!"
Finnick: "Wtf?"
Leslie: "Huh..."
[Jack walks in, followed by a white arctic fox]
Judy: "Alissa?"
Nick: "Nah, that's just Skye.....wait....SKYE'S HERE?!"
Jack: "That's right! And, we have something to tell you, Nicholas."
Nick: "Oh shit."
Judy: "Nick! Our kids are here!"
*Violet and Denis are both sucking on their binky while sitting on a blanket, on the floor*
Skye: "Wait! You guys did it?!"
Nick: "What?"
Skye: "Jack never told me that you guys 'did it'"
Nick: "Well, that's just the Jackass."
Jack: "Stop calling me that!"
Nick: *stands up* "Stop, being an ass!" *sits back down*
Judy: *frowns*
Skye: "Jack, just tell him the truth."
Nick: "Tell me what? Huh?"
Jack: *long sigh* "Fine...."
Judy: "What? I'm so confused."
Jack: " This doesn't involve you, Hopps." *looks down*
Judy: "I think everything involves me. Thank you very much."
Jack: "Ugh, okay, Nick..."
Nick: "What the hell is going on with you? Punk!
Jack: "The truth is...that..I- I..."
Nick: "You what? I'm listening." *crosses arms*
Jack: "I- I....I think I have a crush on you."
*silence audience*
Random guy: *stands up* "YEAH! JACK TURNED GAY! WHOO!" *claps*
Nick: "Wait what?!"
Skye: "Yup. That's what he's been trying to tell you."
Nick: "Wait-"
Judy: *stands on top of herchair* "NICK IS MINE! YOU MOTHERTRUCKERS!"
Nick: "Carrots?!"
Finnick: "Bitch please," *scoffs* "I knew him more than you did! So ha!"
Jack: "I had a cru-"
Judy: "You barley came here Jack! Plus, WE'RE MARRIED! WE MADE TWO KIDS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
Nick: "Why is everyone in love with me?!"
Skye: "Niiiick, I still have feelings for you." *wines*
Judy: *points at her* "SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH! HE'S TAKEN BY ME!"
Skye: "You're not the only one, Nick. Some people also ship me and Judy." *blushes and looks away*
Nick/Judy: "Wait...WHAT?!"
We'll be right back to the Nick & Judy's Reaction Show! After these messages ;)
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Nick & Judy's Reaction Show [Book 2]
ComédieThe dumb bunny and her sly fox have finally returned for more stupid nonsense on the tonight show. And a child? Two of them? Hm, let's see how this goes... 🐾 Continuing on with the 1st book~ [❗Keep in mind that I wrote this dumbass "book" when I w...
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