Above: [Hitman Bang hard at work thinking about love, life and more]
One swell morning, Hitman Bang awoke to loud clanging and clambering in his apartment. He got up to see where the sound originated from and discovered that the lead CHOREOGRAPHER, Son Sungdeuk broke into his kitchen and was banging pots and breaking his sound equipment located in his kitchen.
Shocked, flabbergasted, and awestruck, he screamed in his loudest tone of "A-Y-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO H-I-T-M-A-N-B-A-N-G IN THE BUILDING WHAT YOU DOING IN MY KITCHEN DUKIE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????????"
Son Sungdeuk, then on the ground looking like a wild gopher caught munching on a log from his position on the floor, looked up-hands to his face, eyes wide, and said--
"Ayo,
Hitman Bang".
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A Summer Breeze~ A BangDeuk Novel of Epic Proportions
FanfictionAyo hitman bang Shipname: Bangdeuk A satire of the highest caliber A/N*(Let's keep this meme going strong despite its retractors of the hilarity that is 'ayo hitman bang')*