Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was an island off the coast of Sexy Chair Ocean. That island was called Blue Butt.
Blue Butt was named after the President's prized parrot, Sir Blue Butt. Everyone on Blue Butt liked the island's name. They thought it was funny. But most people found it strange and avoided Blue Butt. Eventually, Blue Butt's economy was in a crisis and the only solution the population could think of was to somehow make Blue Butt a tourist hot spot. Tourists were always willing to spend money on souvenirs from strange places.
The thing was, the name Blue Butt kept the island from becoming the tourist hot spot it needed to be to get out of a crisis. Lots of people tried to get the name changed, but to no avail. The President refused to change the name out of respect for Sir Blue Butt.
When Blue Butt was near rock bottom, a brave girl had enough of the President's stupidity. She stood up to the government and got the President enunciated. The island of Blue Butt was grateful for what the girl did and renamed the island after her. Blue Butt was then called Jackieland.
Jackie became the President. She used up the remainder of what little money Jackieland had to set up roller-coasters all around. By the time she was done, Jackieland was broke, but had three of the largest roller-coasters in the West Side of the world. The tourists came pouring in and soon Jackieland was one of the richest islands of all time.
Jackie used the money to build more roller-coasters. She also added water and amusement parks. Jackieland became famous as the capital for fun.
But there were places that weren't doing as well as Jackieland. Places like Swagg City. General DeeDee of Swagg City wanted what Jackieland had. Fame. Fortune. He plotted to crush Jackieland. He built an army of bacon and trained it to fight. When he thought they were ready for battle, he invaded.
But General DeeDee forgot something. He forgot that a place as popular as Jackieland would have an army too. An army of Gummi Bears.
When the bacon struck, the Gummi Bears were ready. They could see the bacon coming from miles away. I mean, Jackieland was an island. An island with a three-sixty view of the rest of the world.
There weren't many Gummi Bears, only about thirty. But they were enough. They ate all the bacon and even General DeeDee.
Jackieland was never attacked again.
The End.
