Skyrim: The Cringe Of Vilkas

School: The Cringe Of The Cafeteria 2

   So another incident. At this point it was the middle of first semester and another person joined our table. My best friend goes up to the lunch line to get food (the guy and I brought our lunches). I brought like 6 oranges and nothing else like normal (a story for another time) and squeezed one of them, finding it very mushy. My nose cringed but then I had an amazing idea.

   My bestie (I'm not gonna say her real name but her first name ends with an I when it normally ends with an E or a Y) left her glasses at the table since her vision isn't that bad. I got my sharpie out and wrote on the orange the way her first name is normally written, this time with both an E and a Y, and wrote Waters. Her last name isn't Waters but in the year book about three years in a row it's been that so it's become some what of a huge joke that she hates.

   I put the orange in her seat with her glasses on it. The guy and I pretended nothing was wrong and somehow didn't laugh when she got back to the table. Before she got to see what was on her seat she asked where her glasses went. We couldn't help it but we laughed so hard. When she put her tray down she looked at her seat and just glared at it. She picked it up, read it, and just stared at it with an emotionless expression, making up laugh even harder.

  She sat down and gave me the same face. When we calmed down she read it again and squeezed it. Juice flew up, but not a lot. She got a mischievous look on her face and dropped it on the ground, thinking it would just have one crack in it. When it touched the ground it exploded. The bell rang and we got tf out of there. Now we're pretty sure the janitor was done with our shit, but it was really funny. To this day he's probably still looking for ---ey Waters, whose orange exploded all over the floor.