Ok so i went to da pet store and i wanted a donkey that bites. Momma said the horse is better. And ye i bought it for $2008 bcz i had no choice but to spend my money on a pet so that life aint BORING. I went home and found a necktie that fits my horsie and then i named it Jeff. Awesome right? Okay now a day passed and then i saw Jeff eating something. It wazz horreeeebleee. So creepy and satisfying at the same time. I found it weird when i saw what JEFF was eating. WORMZ. Ew. I slapped JEFFS butt so he would stop and BANG his head on the wall 23 times. That is very normal to my life. It happens everyday, okayyyy? That happens to my everyday life. Idk what to do with the horse so what i did is that i put a pig on his back and DAMN, the pig fell and squished a goddamn FROG. Disgustinggggggggg. Ew ew ew ew ew. And then yea
