In Da Awesome Kingdom Of Emo-ly Emo-ness

Poof! existence

One day, a very sleep deprived emo decided to write a crack fic.

Suddenly a bunch of characters went POOF! into existence.

"OMGee!" Mikey da unicorn said. "I'm existing!"

Gee, or Gerard, Mikey's brother suddenly became sassy because he's just a sassy pants lemon. "OMG Mikey Sparkles, you're not the only one who just started existing. I'm older than you, so I should have been the first person to speak this crappy crack fic."

"Oh fuck you!" said Mikey Sparkles.

"Nopedy nope. Sorry, I'm not interested in Waycest."

"Dick" Mikey mumbled.

"Did someone say sick? Who's sick?" asked King Pattycakes of the Majestic Fedora Citizens who was very concerned about sick people because he's just too nice.

"Sick as frick!" Yelled out Tyjo, the resident smol bean who owned a taco shop call Taco Dun. Nobody could work out why it was called Taco Dun. It definitely had absolutely no relation whatsoever to Tyjo's fren Jishwa Dun. None at all.

All of a sudden a purple firework exploded in the sky above them.

Everyone gasped.

Pete Wentz screamed in the distance.

Then a voice spoke.