The day was new, the sun was out, and Mr. Clean was cleaning the kitchen. He had been scrubbing the floors passionately, almost as if they were lovers. He desired to be touched, he desired to be loved. There was a knock at the door and Clean sat up, horny as fuck, but slowly got to the bagging sound and opened the entrance to the house. He was immediately surprised as he looked upon the visitor's face. It was his old boyfriend, Pyrocynical. Mr. Clean gasped and took a step back, he then took a knee and bowed his head to the god before him. "Mr. Clean, you do not have to do that, I come as a friend, not a master." Pyro's booming british voice rang sweetly throughout Clean's bald ears. "I'm sorry Pyro," Mr. Clean said apologetic. "I guess it's an old habit that only triggers when I see you." "That's ok, Clean," Pyrocynical said. "I have that effect on people." Mr. Clean blushed and looked away, that's when he noticed another figure behind pyrocynical. "Umm. Who's that?" He asked, a hint of jealousy in his voice. "Oh him, he's bamanboi." Pyro stepped sideways to show the tea kettle man standing there. "He's my new boyfriend." Pyro continued. "Sup." Bamanboi replied. "Oh." Said Mr. Clean in a depressed manner. "Aww don't worry Mr. Clean, I still like you, in fact I wanted you to meet bamanboi, thats why I brought him here." Pyrocynical the great said. "R-really? Pyro fox-chan?" Clean said looking up at the robotic dead eyes blinking at him. "Yes." He said in a calm but deep voice. Pyro and bamanboi kissed then bamanboi and Mr. Clean kissed, then Pyro leaned in close to Mr. Clean, slowly tugging at his white shirt in a flirtatious way. "STOP RIGHT THERE!" A young, cracking voice said loudly. Everyone turned to see the world's biggest cyber bullying menace; Leafy. "Yo, Leafy is here for you now, Mr. Clean." The toon link cosplayer covered in leaves said in the most anime voice ever.
Tune in next time when Leafy and Pyro go into battle mode and mark and jack come back to see the new faces. THERE MIGHT BE SOME IDUBBBZ IN IT TOO JUST TO SPREAD THE LOVE LOAVES OF BREAD.
