"BUT MOM I DONUT WANT TO GO TO DA WHORE SCHOOL WHO NOS WAT KIND OF PEEPLE R DERE" GERARD SAIS
"U ARE GOING AND DAT IS FINALS"
"BUT"
"DA NEIGBOR HAS ALL OF HER 234567843234 KIDS GOING DERE SO YOULL NO DEM"
"OH"
DA BUS CAME 4 DA KIDS AND GERD MET MATT AND SHADOW AND KARLY AND MCKENZIE AND AMBER AND FRNK. FRNK WASN'T LIEK DA REST. HIS HURR WAS BRIGHT RED AND BLACK LIEK DAMN BOI LEMME HAVE UR HURR
ALL OF DA OTHERS HURR WAS LIEK BLACK OR BLU
ALSO FRNKS BOOTAY WAS JUST LIKE DAMN LEMME GET A PIECE OF DAT ASS
DEN KARLY AND MCKENZIE STARTED MAKING OUT LOIKE DAMN IT HOT IN HERE NAO
"GET A ROOM" AMBER SAIS DEN STARTS MAKIN OUT WIFF SHADOW AND MATT WAS LEFT ALONE UNTIL DA KING OF DA EMOS JOEY CAME ALONG AND STARTED MAKING OUT WIFF MATT SO GERD GRABBED FRNK AND BAM FRNK WAS MPREG BECAUSE KISSING IS HOW BABIES ARE MADE
"OH NO" FRANK SGHOUTED BECAUSE HE'S PREGNANT "HOW WILL I HAVE DA BABIES IF I DON'T HAVE ANY LADY PARTS"
"YOU POOP OUT DA BABY FRNKEH YOU KNOW DAT"
"OH RIGHT TANKS GEE"
DA OTHERS WERE STILL MAKIN OUT SO FRNK AND GERD SNUCK OUT 2 DA BATHROOM AND WE ALL NO WHAT HAPPENS DERE ;) BUT SRSLY THO FRNK HAD DA BABY IN DA BATHROOM BECAUSE IT CAME RIGHT OUT OF HIS POOP HOLE
NOW YANA WAS D A LONE EMO UNTIL HAYLEY WILLIAMS DA GINGA QUEEN MADE OUT WIFF HER
THE GINGA PRINCESS, ALAN ASSSSSSSSSSSSSBY, WAS MAKIN OUT WIFF DA TATTOO KING AUSTIN CARLILES AND DERE WAS A LOT OF GAY IN DA ROOM SO GERD AND FRNK DECIDED TO END DA GAY WIFF A TWERK OFF SO EVERYONE STARTED TWERKING DERE BOOTYS OFF AND GERD WON BECAUSE HE HAS DA BEST BOOTY OUT OF ALL OF DEM
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PETE WENTZ DA KING OF DA EMOS BURST THRU DA DOOR HAVING BUTTSECKS WIFF PATRICK STUMP ON A UNICORN NAMED MIKEY WAY WHILE DA UNICORN WAS HAVING BUTTSECKS WIFF A NOTHER UNICORN NAMES RAYMON TOERO
AND NOW THERE WAS BUTTSECKS IN DA ROOM AND ALL DA KIDS COVERED DERE I'S SO DERE I'S WOULDN'T BE BUTTSECKSIFIED
DEN ALAN ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBY OPENES HIS I'S AND GOT DISENTIGRATED DEN HE CAME BACK TO LIFE BC #YOLO
DEN THE OTHERS WENT BACK TO DA OTHER ROOM SO DA BUTTSECKS WOULD BE NOWHERE NER DA KIDS.
SO AFTER DA BUTTSECKS LEFT DA ROOM GERD KISSED FRNK AGAIN BUT DIS TIME FRNK DONUT GET MPREG BECAUSE HE JSUT HAD A BABI
SO DA DAY WENT ON
AND DA GAY NEVER LEFT DA ROOM BECAUSE DA GINGA PRINCESS WAS MAKIN OUT WIFF AUSTIN AND #CASHBY Y'KNOW
AND DERE WAS GAY ALL DAY
SO WHEN GERD WENT HOME
AND TOLD HIS MOM
DAT THERE
WAS
A
LOT
OF
GAY
A
T
SCHOOL
AND
THAT
HE
MADE
A
BOY
MPREG
AND
HIS
MOM
SAID
"GERD I AM SO PROUD OF YOU"
AND DAT WAS DA END OF DA FIRST DAY
A/N I think I lost brain cells.
The Catalyst xo
