ADVICE 4 FRIENDS

hi ?

wassup

is me

channo.

that means moon 4 u uncultured swines!!! anyways, i am a feminist dat is desi so ofc i hate katrina and deepika is my brown skinned goddess eventhough she promotes fairness creams!!! whatever we need to 4give ppl for their past eventho we all hate RANbir because he cheat deepika. lol

anyways this is gonna be filled with irrelevant gifs 4 the lolzzzz (what do u mean i cant place a photo of baerun in the middle of a sentence???? WHAT ?? excuse u!!!! it is sooooooo needed 4 u to see a zoom up of his muscles in the middle of a chapter #blessu)

so right lemme educate u foolish asshats !!!!!

how 2 be famous on desi wattpad

1) call urself a feminist.

but channo, how do we, idiotic kaamene prove 2 the world we r feminism ???

easy!!!! u change ur icon to QUEENIKA aka deepika. and say " fair n lovely??? HOW BOUT NO N LOVELY!! lol pls love me im trying to be funny im desperate help me " and never pay attention (idk why they say pay. i am not using cash when i attention!!!) to how india treats everyone like shit lol!!!! who tf cares about a muslim being hanged or a gurdwara being bulldozed or hindi overtaken da southz WHEN A WHITE WOMAN WEARING A BINDI. HOW DARE SHE. HAHAHAHA MUSLIMS MAY B KILLED 4 EATING A COW

.. . . . BUT ME, A FEMINIST WILL CARE MORE ABOUT SOME HALF KATRINA LOOKIN BUTT WEARING A BINDI !!!! yuck HATE katrina !! :(

who cares about ppl when u can yell at whities (hahahaha i love white jokes bc im a feminist n they r totally not overdone or anything HA) n care more about queenika 😍😍😍 protec her from evil ppl like katrina !!!

2) plagerism

i know. what a fancy word. since channo is nice, i will tell u wat it means bc u dumb fucks obvs dont kno what it is

it means quickly swiping like swiper the swiper someone's shiz. u gotta be quick. follow them. n dm them. n then steal their username, their book title, their first born child, their second born child -- honestly the list goes on and on!!!! take everything!!!!!! even take their fucking grandma while we're at it honestly no one fucking cares!!!!

now this is where it gets REALLY hard. u gotta make it subtle. not too obvious or theyll take ur izzit in the wattpad community by calling u out publically or reporting u.

for example: @ bananasrcool
change it to @ bananasrkoolasf

THERE!!! EASY PLAGER 4 U !!!!

3) have someone shade u

i know. this is hard but like what u gotta do is steal someone's hair strand and their entire book lolz and then they'll shade u.

shade message example: "hi. i m sad. someone has been copying me :( they copied my ____. cannot reveal user. i hop they stop."

PATHETIC RIGHT??? AHHHAHA

nyways this is were u gotta do the most hard bit. this is called cRYING LIKE UR FUCKING DEVDAS

i know. very hard. there's no one more dramatic than dev or das or bas or whatever !!!! u gotta act shahSHOOK, shook to ur apple core, to the point where u r ready to RANveer away frm ur lyfe and becom befikreeeeeeeeeeeee and kiss some katrina slut LOL

so first thing: u go to dms. say some lame sorry

"hi. i stole ur @. i am sorry i will change it."

they reply "Thankoo."

u go :) and then wait until they dont care. then u steal something else!!!! then the cycle repeat until u get the BLOCK

there !!! u r wattpad famous now bc u plagerized someone over 100 follower. pls credit me next time u use this method. thankoo

*i dont have any other random gif. sorry. i disa ppointed u. next time i will hv photo of sid butt or thang to bless u. sorry i ment varun. sid is uGLYYYYYYYYY ASFFFFFFFFF hahahaha am i wattpad famous now??? oh shit i forgot i had to wrute a valia fic b4 that happens :/ and then i hv to roast sid*

bye. i hope u get help u hozzzzzz bye