Pain: Hidan, I am God.
Hidan:*Shocked face*
Hidan: In the name of Jashin! Begone Satan!
I don't Own Naruto!
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"WHAT?!" A voice yells, making the people in Konoha shiver in fright.
'May Kami protect those who have angered Tsunade-sama.'
"What the fuck do you mean they banished him?!" Tsunade asks, slamming her hand into her table, breaking it.
"They banished him when we were both out of the village. They must've thought that they would have the authority to do so!" Jiraiya responds, silently moving away from the fuming slug sannin.
"How did Naruto react?" She asks.
"According to the Uchiha-"
"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT SELFISH BRAT!" Tsunade interrupts.
"Well he's not so spoiled anymore. Apparently on the way back, him and Naruto bonded. Thus making Sasuke realize how shitty other people's lives can be. So he isn't selfish anymore. He even threatened anyone who bad-mouthed Naruto." Tsunade sighs.
"Medical record?"
"Some broken ribs, and chakra exhaustion."
"And Naruto?"
"Apparently during their battle Sasuke had shoved a chidori straight through his chest. Yet he was still able to carry him back." Jiraiya replies, noticeably worried.
"When I find out who on the council authorized his banishment, the Shinigami will nod in respect." Tsunade says icily.
"Don't leave me out. I'll want a piece of them as well." Jiraiya says, grinning evilly.
"Anyway, have you found Naruto?" Tsunade asks, changing the subject.
"I haven't. I'm about to leave to ask the toads to reverse summon him."
"I know Naruto's good at hiding, but really? You're a sannin yet you can't find him?"
"Hey, Anbu couldn't ever catch the brat when he painted the the mountain! Don't blame me! That kid is the definition of a ninja! AND HE IS ONE!" Jiraiya complains.
"Ah, just go you idiot."Tsunade says, taking out a bottle of Sake from her desk.
"See 'ya Hime!" Jiraiya says gathering chakra inside his body before disappearing.
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"Shit! Why can't they just leave me alone?!" Naruto says hiding inside a rock.
"If I didn't know this doton jutsu I'd probably be back in Konoha being Danzo's little puppet." He mutters.
He becomes silent when he senses multiple ninja walk past the rock. He slowly sticks his head out, his golden hair hidden by his hoodie.
'Finally...' He thinks relieved.
'Keep running brat. You never know when they might turn around.'
'I remember seeing a cave around here. Should we stay in there and hide for a day or two? I have enough provisions for a week.'
'...Maybe.'
'I'll go in then.'
Naruto walks out of the rock and looks up to the sky, searching for the sun.
"Noon." He mutters, before walking south.
After a few minutes he reaches a cave.
'Senses?' He asks.
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Naruto- Chronicles Of The Banished (Rewritten)
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