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Paul Ryan: Can we talk? 🙄

Mike: talk..? about what?

Paul Ryan: about the Don getting two scoops last night! 😠😠

Mike: nobody told me he got two scoops....
😱💔

Sean: hey guys, what's up?

Mike: i only got one....😭

Donald: Two scoops for me! Because i'm the sexy President 👑

Paul Ryan: who calls you "sexy" Don? 🤥

Donald: my fans of course— they are tremendous! 👌

Sean: your fans are just your supporters, buddy.

Donald: no! I have tons of fans! they call themselves the Trumpwives!🔥❤️

Mike. i'm not sure those exist 🤠

Donald: alright, i'll add one to the chat.

Paul Ryan: what! No! we have classified things to talk about!!

Donald added 203-831-7490 to the chat.

Sean: well, um, welcome! 🤓

203-831-7490: hi....who is this, again?

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