Jeremy was jacking off to homosexual pornography while the squip tried to shock him, when he noticed that his favorite youtuber, Kuliio, had started a stream. Kuliio's videos had forever inspired him, especially the one where he was screaming scottish earrape. He serenaded michael with that every saturday as a mating call so they could bone. Keanu squip kept shocking Jeremy because it thought watching a Kuliio stream was uncool but Jeremy didn't care.
"Stop, papa needs me." Jeremy whined.
"And Then Hamilton put a nail in John Laurens's penis??? OH MY GOD THIS FIC IS SOOO MESSED UP!" Kuliio screeched through Jeremy's computer screen. It was one in the morning and Papa Kuliio was livestreaming reading bad fanfictions, although this one wasn't bad, it was just hot. He was really turned on so he went to call his boyfriend Michael.
"OMG Michael I saw this hot thing we have to try!" he burst out, much to the Squip's disapproval.
"Jeremy this is Mr Reyes, Michael's sugar daddy. Michael is in the hospital for attempting suicide. FAAAAA" He sang in a falsetto voice.
"Is he still fuccable?" Jeremy asked.
"Yes, but only if it's one or two people fuccing him. If it were more he'd probably die for realsies. LAAAAAA."
"Ok, I'm bringing over the gang so we can f u c c him."
"That's not safe, but I want in anyways," Daddy Reyes did a real life Lenny over the phone.
Rich was in the hospital next to Michael. They had both tried to commit suicide. They had just both woken up from comas and started giving each other The Good Succ™ when the rest of their Poly gang ran through their doors. Michael jumped off of Rich's dicc and started having an angsty panic attack.
"MICHAEL I BROUGHT A NAIL SO I COULD STICC IT IN YOUR PEEN!" Jeremy yelped.
"JEREMY YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE THAT'S HOW I ATTEMPTED SUICIDE!! I'M fuccING
T R I G G E R E D"
"I dont care you're getting fucced either way.""O K A Y, I'LL F U C C YOU"
The squip was angery. He wanted in on that hot action So he possessed Keanu Reeves. They all approached Michael and began to fucc him. Jeremy stuck a nail in his peen. Rich kept giving him The Good Succ™
"OW,JERM,;(" Michael whined. But he liked it. "Actually, keep going. That's pretty hot even if I am T R I G G E R ED"
"That's so hot I'm gonna n u t. FAAAAAA" sang Daddy Reyes. Then Jake walked in to check on Rich. "AWWW MAN! I WANT IN ON THIS!" He yelled.
"It's okay baybe, the fun had just begun" moaned Brooke. Then she tied Jake up because she was dominant and Jake was submissive. But then Chloe jumped in through the window with her basic Starbucks coffee and frozen yogurt.
"HI! I GOT PINKBERRY!!"
Brooke looked at it.
"Why didn't you get me n u t flavor??? We're not friends anymore!" She sobbed
"BUT I GOT YOU REESE'S PUFFS, REESE'S PUFFS, EAT 'EM UP, EAT 'EM UP FLAVOR ;-;" Chloe cried.
The Reese's Puffs Song was Brooke's favorite kink. She abandoned Jake and ran to Chloe.
Jake was melancholy.
"RICH, FULFILL MY SEXUAL NEEDS" he yelped.
"HEY THAT YELP TURNED ME ON YIFF YIFF I'M A SECRET FURRY" Rich yelled back, winking at Jeremy, then he stopped succing Michael to instead succ Jake.
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Beautiful Hellfire
RomanceHey y'all this is my first wattpad thing!! Other people worked on this too so I can't take all the credit. This is just a fluffy boyf riends Hell Au thing I did with all of my poly lovers uwu ((there's a lot i lov them) So basically Michael has b...