Mr. Jerkface & Senior Year

- Cupcakes and Cosplay -

A/N: Please listen to the song mah chaild. 😘

"Stop!" I was trying desperately to sound commanding but I ended up laughing so hard that the commanding part didn't quite make it through. My wavy hazel hair was everywhere and my face was most likely redder than a tomato. "Augustine! Please! Need. Air." Smirking, Auggy backed away, but not before poking me in the stomach one last time. I was not pleased, I quickly responded to him with a brief tickle attack and grinned evilly when he protested. "You're evil." How dare he accuse me of being evil when I nearly passed out from all the tickling I had just recently received. I smiled sweetly, "Sorry, what was that?" Auggy quickly put on a straight face and spoke with the same tone he used before, "I said you're amazing." I arched am eyebrow at him and smiled. Quickly, I grabbed a pillow and threw it at his face. "Hey! What was that for?" I grinned, "For being too nice, it's creepy, now come on. Are we making the cupcakes or not?" I waited for Auggy to stand up, as he did so he removed the pillow from his head and ruffled his blue hair before jumping over the couch to join me. "Come along princess, we ain't got all day." I said this in a teasing manner and added a finger jab to his side to emphasize my point. Auggy jerked away and smiled. I smiled back, in a slightly evil manner.

I called Auggy over today to help me bake for Spirit Week, unlike others at our high school, both Auggy and I were very enthusiastic about Spirit Week. As we are both pretty big geeks, and Spirit Week meant showing off your cosplay and wearing your fandom proudly through clothing. Of course, both I and Auggy cosplayed casually every now and then. There was this one time where I was Fem!Castiel and he was Dean, and another where I was Emma and he was Hook. I tend to cosplay more often than Auggy, I just really enjoy it. We both enjoy music as well, he and I both own tons of vinyls, and a few tapes.

Today was Sunday afternoon, Auggy came over way earlier so we could finish our homework and then watch the newest episode of The Flash. Tomorrow, school would be back in motion, I wasn't particularly excited but I wasn't dreading it either. Being with my friends made everything so much better at school, if it were just me, alone, I'd probably be in a mental hospital by now. The teachers in our school were kind and I made a few friendships with a couple of them, but of course, there were some bad teachers to. Not bad in the sense that sneezing would land you a spot in detention, more like they taught us but then started going off about their own personal matters. Before you knew it, by the end of the period you had retained the information that Mrs. Sally's ex-husband had been cheating on her with three other women and that Mrs. Sally had decided to resort to online puppy videos to feel better about the whole ordeal. I felt bad for Mrs. Sally, I really did, in fact, I even bought her waterproof mascara. But I came to school for education, whether I like it or not that's what I should be receiving.

My thoughts turned away from school when a cloud of flour attacked me. I sputtered and scrunched up my face in an attempt to remove the flour from my face, in these events I could hear barely restrained laughter coming from Auggy. I wiped the flour off my eye lids so I could send a vengeful glare in his direction. At least, I can say I tried to glare, unfortunately the flour managed to enter into my eyes and I was now blinking rapidly while I stumbled towards the sink and splashed the cold water over my face. This was my first mistake. At least, at this point I could see properly, but I'm pretty sure Auggy would've wished I had been momentarily blind a little longer, because as my vision started to clear up I could see him curled up on the floor laughing so hard it was silent. I was about to roll my eyes till I realized what pain that would cause me, and decided against it. Instead, I nudged him in the ribs with my heel. "Ow." Auggy fake whimpered. I pursed my lips in a sassy manner, "Oh, hush, I hardly even touched you." Auggy side grinned and yelled in a fake hoarse voice, "Help! Please! She's evil!" Of course, I took this as my invitation to make him suffer more. I jabbed him in ribs again a couple more times and stopped when he was practically suffocating from laughter, at least I think it was laughter. It may have been wheezing, but hey, what's the diff? I evil laughed in my head when he had a mild coughing fit, I was a tad bit sadistic at times but I had nothing to be ashamed of. I grinned inwardly at my thoughts and realized I was starting to creep myself out a little too much. "Come on now Auggy, quit wasting my time laying on the floor like a lazy buffoon." I grinned inwardly once again and complimented myself for being witty.